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Where did you come from?

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You just wandered in here,
didn't you?

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There is a process, you know.

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I understand why you're here.

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You're curious, aren't you?

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About him.

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Ebenezer Scrooge

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in the middle of
21st century Oklahoma.

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It's his first time about

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since that last Christmas,
you know.

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I'll grant you,

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I'm a bit curious
how this goes myself.

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You know the story, do you?

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Are you certain?

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You know what comes
after the happy ending?

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Well, sometimes
an ending is just

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a place for
an all-new beginning.

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But for that,

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you need an all-new book.

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My book.

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My name is Simon Onyx,

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Assistant Undersecretary
for Undead Affairs.

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And trust me,
someday that will mean

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a great deal more to you.

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But for now,
I'm simply here to prepare you

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for what's about to come.

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Something we call
the second chance.

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The untold twist

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in the life
of Ebenezer Scrooge.

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{\an8}<i>For those with short memories.</i>

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Jacob, Ebenezer,
away with the books, away, away!

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'Tis Christmas Eve.

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Jacob, go downstairs

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and help bring the food in
for the party.

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Ebenezer,
go help clear the tables

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for the warehouse.

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The guests will be here
at any minute.

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And remember you two,

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there are more important joys
in life than money.

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<i>A valuable lesson,
though too soon forgotten.</i>

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Isn't it wonderful?

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Can't you just imagine us
living here someday?

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Here?

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Well, maybe not here per se,

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but someplace like it.

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I can imagine the costs.

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I mean, the taxes alone
make it less wonderful.

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It's not always about money,
Ebenezer.

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There's happiness and love.

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But without money,
you can't have one

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or hold on to the other.

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That's horrible.

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That's life, Belle,
money is key.

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It's not the life I dream of.
I want something better.

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So do I.

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I've got to go.

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<i>And with that,
his first true love was gone.</i>

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<i>Forever.</i>

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<i>To be replaced
by something very different.</i>

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<i>But you know that story,
don't you?</i>

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<i>Everyone knows that story.</i>

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<i>The spirits, the redemption.</i>

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Ebenezer Scrooge...

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you will be haunted
by three spirits.

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<i>The second chance.</i>

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<i>But very few know
what happened next.</i>

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You there, young man.

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What day is it?

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What day is it?

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Yes, what day is it?

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Why, it's Christmas Day.

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Christmas Day.

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The spirits
did it all in one night.

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This...

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is a letter
I want you to take to my doctor,

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instructing him to do
whatever your boy needs.

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No matter what the cost,
he's to bill me.

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I don't know what to say, sir.

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Why not say thank you?

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Thank you, thank you.

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It's a Christmas miracle, indeed.

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God bless you, Mr. Scrooge.

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And God bless us, everyone.

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<i>And so, Ebenezer Scrooge
had his happy ending.</i>

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- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

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- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

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- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

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<i>He'd awoken
Christmas morning after all.</i>

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<i>And strangely,
even to himself, a changed man.</i>

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So glad you could finally
join us for dinner,

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Uncle Ebenezer.

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Yes, thank you
so much for coming.

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Thank you very much
for keeping the invitation open,

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though I really don't think
I deserved it.

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Oh, nonsense, you're family.

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You'll always be welcome here.

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She's very much how I remember
your mother, Fred.

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Consider yourself very lucky.

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Oh, I do, dear uncle,
I truly do.

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Well then, thank you again.

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Madam.

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- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

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Whatever do you suppose
finally changed his mind?

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It's Christmas.
Perhaps he was due a miracle.

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<i>Ah, yes, perhaps that was it.</i>

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<i>He was due a miracle.</i>

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<i>It's said
the more things change,</i>

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<i>the more they remain the same.</i>

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<i>And there were those
who were counting on that.</i>

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Huh, seems to be some profits

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in this goodwill season,
after all.

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Really, Ebenezer?

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Not even a day?

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<i>Not even a day yet, but almost.</i>

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<i>One perhaps overdone
with goodness,</i>

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<i>Scrooge wondered,</i>

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<i>considering the strange
unsteadiness he suddenly felt.</i>

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<i>Maybe this joy business</i>

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<i>was best practiced
in moderation.</i>

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<i>That must be it.</i>

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<i>Oh well, a good night's rest</i>

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<i>and tomorrow would bring
a bright new day.</i>

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<i>He had no idea.</i>

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Wait.

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You're not the Ghost
of Christmas Future.

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Who are you?

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And what am I doing back here?

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I did everything
they asked of me.

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We had a deal.

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Not with I.

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No, I was good, I promise you.

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It's too late for you.

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Your time has expired.

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No, no, it's not too late,
it's never too late.

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Just give me another chance.

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That's not for me to decide.

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<i>Why do you doubt your senses?</i>

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<i>Who suffers by his own will.</i>

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<i>Himself always.</i>

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<i>I've come
to bring you home,
dear brother.</i>

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<i>Our contract is over.</i>

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<i>I release you with a full heart</i>

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<i>for the love of whom
you once were.</i>

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<i>God bless us. Everyone.</i>

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<i>Spirits, please.</i>

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<i>Show me no more.</i>

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Mistress Abigail Prescott,
I presume?

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Um, no, sir.

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No.

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Obviously not.

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I hope.

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Well, an unexpected arrival.

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Not originally on the docket.

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But I think
you should see him, sir.

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Where is this place?

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Not where you're supposed to be.

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Well, I seem to be winding up
there quite often lately.

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Where am I
not supposed to be now,

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if you don't mind?

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Ebenezer Scrooge, I see.

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You're one of
the special circumstances.

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Won't you have a seat?

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You seem to have
the advantage over me, sir.

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You know me,
but I don't know you.

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My name is Simon Onyx,

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Assistant Undersecretary
for Undead Affairs.

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Undead Affairs?

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You mean to tell me
that I'm not dead, I'm alive?

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Well, it's a bit of
a gray area at the moment.

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A gray area?

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What do you mean by that,
a gray area?

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It means that
you're not supposed to be here.

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Not yet, anyway.

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Well, that doesn't
tell me anything.

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Of course I'm here,
wherever here may be.

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And I expect...

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no, no,

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I demand to know where I am
and what I'm doing here.

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I understand your conundrum,
Mr. Scrooge.

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However, you are in absolutely
no position to demand anything.

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And I owe you nothing.

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Not now,
and especially not here.

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Bring me my book.

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- Your book, sir?
- Yes, my book.

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You must admit,
you lived a wretched life.

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- I changed.
- Oh, please, spare me.

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I changed,
I promised the spirits.

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Your promise was too little
and too late.

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No, Ebenezer Scrooge,
your greed filled you,

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and in the end,
your greed killed you.

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Tell me, do you still taste
its bitterness upon your tongue?

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Well, what of me, then?

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To be neither dead nor alive?

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Neither here nor there?

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Oh, hardly anything
quite so meaningless.

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After all, I did say
you were a special circumstance.

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You did say that, didn't you?

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"Special circumstances,"
what does that mean?

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That means
that since you were offered

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a second chance at redemption,

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but were denied through
no actions of your own--

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You mean I'm to be sent back?

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In a way, exactly.

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But with certain
different parameters.

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What parameters?

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Oh, nothing too unusual, really.

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Especially not for here.

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You will still get a chance
at redemption

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by helping others
to find their own.

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Like Jacob?

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Exactly, like Mr. Marley.

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I'll have you know
I was very good

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at negotiating in my lifetime.

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And look at
where it's gotten you.

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Also, like Mr. Marley...

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due to your multiple
mitigating factors,

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you will spend seven years
waiting to begin.

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Seven years?

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Seven years for what?

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Consider it an opportunity
for self-improvement.

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You do have
a great deal to improve.

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No, I won't go.

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I will not be detained
for seven whole years, sir!

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What are you doing?

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What are you doing?

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See you soon, Ebenezer Scrooge.

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Next.

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- How much longer?
- He won't be late.

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No, sir.

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I would assume a man
as successful as Mr. Scrooge

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would make it a habit
to be punctual, wouldn't he?

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That, and the fact that
he's no choice in it, anyway.

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Right on time.
Welcome, Ebenezer.

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Jacob?

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Tiny Tim?

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Not quite as tiny
as you remember me, sir.

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Huh, and who are you?

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I'm Fan.

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Fan.

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Fan.

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Well, if you're both here...

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- where am I?
- Dead.

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- Dead?
- As a doornail.

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- For how long?
- Seven years now.

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The same
as I had been on that night.

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You can't be real.

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I'm still trapped
in these wretched dreams.

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I must remember to discard
the last of the kidney pudding.

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This isn't a dream,
and we aren't manifestations

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of your dinner gone bad.

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What exactly do you remember,

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dreams or otherwise?

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I was visited by three spirits.

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And Jacob, you were there.

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Mm-hmm.

258
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,681
What else do you remember,
Ebenezer?

259
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,101
I journeyed with the spirits.

260
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:36,686
They showed me
the errors of my ways,

261
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:39,397
and I vowed to repent.

262
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,859
Unfortunately,
a vow made too late.

263
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,362
I was too lost to be redeemed?

264
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,115
Was I judged
so utterly unworthy?

265
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,701
Oddly enough, you weren't.

266
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:54,412
Otherwise,
this is not the place you'd be.

267
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,915
No, sir, sadly,

268
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,042
you were murdered
before your final journey.

269
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:00,835
Murdered?

270
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:07,258
Murdered and not redeemed?

271
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,974
Well, I guess
I should be very grateful

272
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,394
I'm not in the other place
where the heat is equal

273
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,062
to the lighting in this room.

274
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,940
I told you we should have
at least dimmed the lamps.

275
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,942
It's not that bright.

276
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,403
It is when you're in a box
for seven years.

277
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,530
Is that
the last thing you remember?

278
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,949
Nothing of who murdered you, perhaps?

279
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,744
No, no, nothing.

280
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:40,166
This must be some mistake.

281
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,711
We don't make mistakes,
I assure you.

282
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,463
Simon Onyx,

283
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,632
Assistant Undersecretary
for Undead Affairs.

284
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,135
Finally in
the correct place, I see.

285
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:52,595
You!

286
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,390
It's funny.

287
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,642
In better lighting,
you don't look a thing like him.

288
00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,310
A thing like who?

289
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,187
Yes, a thing like who?

290
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:02,772
Old Scratch.

291
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,774
It appears to be
one of your common names,

292
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,818
but I fail to see
the resemblance.

293
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:10,113
Perhaps a bit around
the cheekbones?

294
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,454
Well, now that you're here,

295
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,290
you seem to be
in charge of something.

296
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,459
I'll have you know that

297
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,252
as the Assistant Undersecretary
for Undead Affairs,

298
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:27,589
you will find that I'm in charge
of practically everything.

299
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,883
Except for
the actual secretary, of course.

300
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,176
Oh, shut up.

301
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,303
What is your name, anyway?

302
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,138
Uh, Tim Cratchit, sir.

303
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,474
Right.

304
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,270
Neither of you
have yet to instruct

305
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,897
Mr. Scrooge on the conditions?

306
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:47,192
Well, he did just get here,
right before you came in.

307
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,152
Fine.

308
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,030
You two, sign this.

309
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,324
Here.

310
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:56,910
And here.

311
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,120
Initial there.

312
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,040
- How old are you again?
- Fourteen, sir.

313
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,458
Eh, you're exempt.

314
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,211
Would you like me to sign?

315
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,339
I haven't been fourteen
in a little while, you know.

316
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,925
He is now your responsibility.

317
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,927
- The three of you--
- Four, sir.

318
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,388
Fine, four of you

319
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,849
are now bound
contractually by the terms

320
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:22,143
of the Redemption
Advancement Compact,

321
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,355
per your request,
which is noted.

322
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,106
Contractually bound by what?

323
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:32,237
By a standard
RAC Revision 3 form.

324
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,490
Now, if you will all excuse me,

325
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,534
I have pressing matters
to attend to.

326
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,035
Good day.

327
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,581
Well, that's always
a pleasure, isn't it?

328
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,291
What does he mean,
contractually bound?

329
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,709
And what about my conditions?

330
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,795
It means that the four of us

331
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,171
are now dependent
upon each other,

332
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,841
for better or worse.

333
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,843
Dependent on each other
for what?

334
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,135
Redemption.

335
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,137
Your second chance

336
00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,806
will have to be here now,
Ebenezer.

337
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:01,224
The same as ours.

338
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:03,351
All tied
to whether or not we succeed

339
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,104
and are finally
permitted to rest.

340
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,647
Or not.

341
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:10,233
And after fourteen years now,

342
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:12,735
I'm tired.

343
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,488
So, don't muck it up.

344
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,130
Simon.

345
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:35,842
I need to speak to you.

346
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:37,093
About?

347
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,095
Why doesn't he remember me?

348
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:42,015
He's forgotten a lot of things
over the years.

349
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:43,850
Being human, for one.

350
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,894
This isn't
one of your blasted games!

351
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,228
I'm his sister!

352
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:48,938
When father banished him

353
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,356
to that boarding school
as a boy,

354
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:51,816
I got him home again.

355
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:55,236
I tried to make things
different for him, even then.

356
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,197
I know.

357
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,867
He remembers Jacob and Tim.

358
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:02,994
Why not me?

359
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,956
Human beings are complex things.

360
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:10,043
Mixed mash of emotions,
irrationality,

361
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,795
impulses, habits, influences.

362
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:14,380
It's a long list.

363
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:16,841
Which makes us human.

364
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:18,718
Quite.

365
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,678
In your brother's case,

366
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,765
Misters Marley and Cratchit
are recent influences.

367
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:25,600
Part of who he'd become.

368
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,227
Part of who must be changed.

369
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:32,190
You, on the other hand,
were part of who he was,

370
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,692
before he chose the path
which led him here.

371
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,779
Part of who
he needs to rediscover,

372
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,156
if he is to even be redeemed.

373
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,493
So, I can't even tell him?

374
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,119
No.

375
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:48,831
For it to be real,
he must discover it from within.

376
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:53,086
But I knew he'd need me.

377
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,880
I stayed here all this time.

378
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,131
Waiting.

379
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:02,804
I never said this,
and I will deny it vociferously.

380
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:04,973
But...

381
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:07,976
I'm sorry.

382
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:33,167
So what city is this, then?

383
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,795
Obviously,
we're not in London anymore,

384
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,256
but it does bear
a strange resemblance to it.

385
00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:39,716
No, not London.

386
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:42,260
Nor any other
earthly town or village.

387
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,679
This is Purgatory, Ebenezer,

388
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,556
or at least our place in it.

389
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:48,433
Purgatory, you say?

390
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:51,102
A lot less bleak
than I thought it might be.

391
00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:53,730
Dare I even say it's pleasant?

392
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,524
Except for him, of course.

393
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,026
Don't make light.

394
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,361
He's failed his redemption,

395
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:02,864
and is so bound here now,
awaiting...

396
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,160
- his next stop.
- His next stop?

397
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:09,162
- Hell.
- Hell?

398
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,875
Well, last I saw you, Jacob,

399
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,419
you were bound in chains
similar to these poor souls.

400
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:17,712
Indeed I was.

401
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,465
And I still am,
as are we all.

402
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,550
I see no chains on you, Jacob,

403
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,887
nor do I see any shackles
on neither Tiny Tim nor Fan.

404
00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:28,097
- I have none.
- But you do.

405
00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:30,433
We all do, I'm afraid to say,

406
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:32,060
to varying degrees.

407
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:34,145
Have you not felt burdened
since you first arrived?

408
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,730
Heavy as if
there's a great weight

409
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:36,981
on your shoulders?

410
00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:40,401
I merely took it
as being cramped up for so long,

411
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:42,612
or rigor mortis.

412
00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:45,823
Frankly, I'm surprised
you're still upright.

413
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:47,241
This is our next stop.

414
00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,971
So is this what
the dearly departed do?

415
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,682
They shop?

416
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:13,017
I am in Hell.

417
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:25,238
I recognize that man.

418
00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:27,323
The clerk, Iggy?

419
00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:28,574
No.

420
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:30,701
The man with the green robes.

421
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,995
That's the Ghost
of Christmas Present.

422
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,999
He's dead and alive?

423
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:40,419
Father Christmas? Oh no, sir.

424
00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:43,589
He's an immortal,
or practically so, anyway.

425
00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:46,801
His is the ability
to transverse many plains.

426
00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:49,387
So he comes and goes
as he pleases?

427
00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:52,014
I'd imagine
he knows as many or more

428
00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:53,850
on this side than the other.

429
00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:00,314
Oh, my dearest Mr. Iggy.

430
00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:03,025
I do trust the season is finding
you well and prospering.

431
00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:06,237
Always, my friend,
and I trust it finds you busy.

432
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:07,822
And parched.

433
00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:10,283
Just a bit,

434
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:13,744
just a bit to fight off
the cold and ease my rheumatism.

435
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,621
Hopefully,
this will help with both.

436
00:24:16,831 --> 00:24:18,708
I will be needing
just a bit more help than that,

437
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:20,042
if you please.

438
00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:22,128
The winters are getting colder.

439
00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:23,713
And I'm getting older, you know.

440
00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:25,173
Aren't we all?

441
00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:27,133
To the joy of Christmas.

442
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,510
May it never get old.

443
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,264
Before I forget.

444
00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:36,350
Just a little Christmas present
for you and your missus.

445
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,603
Oh, thank you, Mr. Iggy.

446
00:24:38,895 --> 00:24:40,771
And a Merry Christmas
to you, sir.

447
00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:42,398
Merry Christmas.

448
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,821
Maybe I should have
spoken to him.

449
00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:50,448
Why?

450
00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:52,408
Maybe he could have shed
some light on that night.

451
00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:54,660
I'm sure more
will come to you in time.

452
00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:56,787
Hopefully.

453
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,873
There are so many things
that are unclear.

454
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:01,876
- You, for instance.
- Me?

455
00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:03,878
Yes, you.

456
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:05,755
I recognize Jacob,

457
00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:08,507
and Tiny Tim,
although a few years older,

458
00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:10,551
and not so tiny anymore.

459
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:13,930
But you,

460
00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:16,766
I feel I should know you,
but I don't.

461
00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:19,143
In time, Ebenezer.

462
00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:21,354
All things
will become clear to you again.

463
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,105
And trust me,

464
00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:25,608
now you have all the time
in the world...

465
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,068
...And beyond.

466
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:29,862
Ah.

467
00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:31,739
Were you able to fill
my rather special order?

468
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,616
It wasn't easy, but I did.

469
00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:35,409
Anything for a lovely lady.

470
00:25:35,618 --> 00:25:37,662
Your effort
is greatly appreciated.

471
00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:45,753
Madame, sir.

472
00:25:45,962 --> 00:25:48,214
- They'll function properly?
- Of course they will.

473
00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:51,801
I could have found
any old garden variety mirrors.

474
00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:54,095
I assure you, these are not.

475
00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:56,305
Observe.

476
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,441
Oh, splendid.

477
00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:09,568
I apologize for
ever doubting you.

478
00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:12,822
- Is this all they do?
- Certainly not.

479
00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:14,490
That wouldn't be much of
a trick by itself,

480
00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:15,741
now would it?

481
00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:18,327
Here.

482
00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:19,453
What's this?

483
00:26:19,662 --> 00:26:21,497
The instructions.

484
00:26:21,706 --> 00:26:23,040
That's for you.

485
00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:26,836
Ah, and I've got yours as well.

486
00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:28,713
You've got something for me?

487
00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:32,758
What's this?

488
00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,220
No, thank you, mine is fine.

489
00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:38,556
Trust me, it isn't.

490
00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:42,560
Instructions.

491
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:48,357
Thank you very much.

492
00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:40,493
Ebenezer,
would you please sit down?

493
00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:46,374
The view, it never changes.

494
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:49,668
Same old thing,
each and every day.

495
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:52,254
Yes, well, welcome to Purgatory,

496
00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:54,006
or at least
your little corner of it.

497
00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:56,092
Just be glad
there aren't vultures

498
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:57,426
picking at your kidneys all day.

499
00:27:58,386 --> 00:28:00,054
I guess I should be thankful

500
00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:02,473
to learn of the little things.

501
00:28:03,474 --> 00:28:05,309
Among other lessons,
but you're getting there.

502
00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:08,354
Ebenezer, sit.

503
00:28:16,153 --> 00:28:18,114
- How do you do that?
- Do what?

504
00:28:18,406 --> 00:28:20,533
Bark, and cause me
to yield that way,

505
00:28:20,825 --> 00:28:21,992
on occasion.

506
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:23,452
Let's just say
I've had some practice.

507
00:28:23,661 --> 00:28:25,329
Now, would you please sit down?

508
00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:29,417
Have some tea with me and maybe
you'll begin to figure it out.

509
00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:37,591
I'm still not quite
used to that either, you know.

510
00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:42,221
I never imagined that being dead
would be so unsettling.

511
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,604
Oh, that's not tea. It's syrup.

512
00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:53,065
Oh, my mistake, I'm sorry.

513
00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:54,859
You never were the sweet one.

514
00:28:56,527 --> 00:28:57,903
Try it now.

515
00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:08,205
Better.

516
00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:09,957
Now that tastes like tea.

517
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:11,876
Obviously, I'm sweet enough.

518
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:13,669
Like horseradish.

519
00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:15,671
Oh, well, hello to you,

520
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,007
my crickety cadaver friend.

521
00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:21,260
You rattle
any good chains lately?

522
00:29:21,469 --> 00:29:22,636
Don't tempt me.

523
00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:25,931
I'm already overwhelmed
and out of sorts today

524
00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:27,099
and it's still early.

525
00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:28,851
Overwhelmed by what?

526
00:29:29,143 --> 00:29:31,395
By the evil men can do

527
00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:33,481
and the times
they choose to do it.

528
00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:36,358
Seems like nothing changed,
eh, Jacob?

529
00:29:36,650 --> 00:29:38,736
It seems it takes both of you
to save an angel.

530
00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:40,696
Angel?

531
00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:43,657
- How am I to do that?
- Calm down, Saint Scrooge.

532
00:29:43,866 --> 00:29:46,744
We're not girding you
in holy armor to slay a dragon.

533
00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:49,413
Just... almost.

534
00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:50,789
Be clear.

535
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,416
What do you need
Ebenezer and I to do?

536
00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:54,793
Oh.

537
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:05,638
Mama, we're about out of milk.

538
00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:07,973
Do you want me to pick some up
before I go to work?

539
00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:09,934
Do you have any money?

540
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:13,103
Yes, ma'am, I can afford
a gallon of milk just fine.

541
00:30:13,395 --> 00:30:14,939
Do you need anything else?

542
00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:17,441
Well, I'm fine, but, uh--

543
00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:19,985
I think Winton
could use some cookies.

544
00:30:21,070 --> 00:30:23,447
Oh, Winton, huh?

545
00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:25,491
He's a growin' boy.

546
00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:27,368
Okay, Mama,

547
00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:29,411
but I think he can get by
until tomorrow.

548
00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:30,746
I'll pick some up then.

549
00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:38,462
Are you going to be okay
while I'm gone?

550
00:30:40,089 --> 00:30:41,465
Of course I am.

551
00:30:41,674 --> 00:30:43,759
I'm not completely
falling apart, you know.

552
00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:47,388
You treat me like
I'm an old woman sometimes.

553
00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:48,973
Well, I should know better.

554
00:30:49,932 --> 00:30:51,725
Yes, you should.

555
00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:54,853
- Mama, Mama!
- There you are.

556
00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:57,523
I was wondering if you were
going to come tell me goodbye.

557
00:30:57,815 --> 00:30:59,942
- Sure, I was.
- Now, you be a good boy

558
00:31:00,234 --> 00:31:01,610
for your mama today, all right?

559
00:31:01,902 --> 00:31:04,697
- You take care of your grandma.
- I will.

560
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:11,996
That young lady
is who you have to save.

561
00:31:12,288 --> 00:31:14,999
So her name is Angel...

562
00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:17,042
but what are we
to save her from?

563
00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:20,671
A monster,
a man named Big Ed Rangle.

564
00:31:21,130 --> 00:31:22,506
Big Ed Rangle?

565
00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:27,595
And pray tell,
what does the "Big" stand for?

566
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,054
Don't worry.

567
00:31:29,597 --> 00:31:32,766
I have to worry
when it's my neck on the line,

568
00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:35,185
especially going back
to the mortal realm.

569
00:31:38,439 --> 00:31:39,982
And Fan's, of course.

570
00:31:40,608 --> 00:31:43,319
Look, I've already been murdered
once back there.

571
00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:44,987
It wasn't very pleasant.

572
00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:48,032
You don't have to worry,
Mr. Scrooge, you have us.

573
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,451
Fourteen years in purgatory,

574
00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,620
dragging chains,
most of them.

575
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,705
You want to compare
unpleasantness?

576
00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:57,249
Please forgive us.

577
00:31:57,458 --> 00:31:58,959
As I said earlier,

578
00:31:59,168 --> 00:32:00,794
we've been
very overwhelmed today.

579
00:32:01,003 --> 00:32:02,379
I understand.

580
00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:04,256
Well, I don't.

581
00:32:04,465 --> 00:32:06,008
But then again,
why should that matter?

582
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:08,761
Eccentricity must go
post and parcel

583
00:32:09,053 --> 00:32:11,138
with being a spirit around here.

584
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:13,932
Why are we there?
What are we to do?

585
00:32:15,059 --> 00:32:18,437
Things are fluid, Fan,
in life and death.

586
00:32:18,646 --> 00:32:21,857
Decisions, actions, choices,

587
00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:24,652
even chance,
are the only constants.

588
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,904
And once those are set
for a moment,

589
00:32:27,196 --> 00:32:28,656
the future is plotted.

590
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,616
Everything is still in play.

591
00:32:30,824 --> 00:32:32,117
But there's more
and more of a chance

592
00:32:32,326 --> 00:32:33,911
that something will set
Angel's future

593
00:32:34,203 --> 00:32:35,746
on a horrible and sad path.

594
00:32:36,038 --> 00:32:38,290
- How so?
- It's unsure,

595
00:32:38,582 --> 00:32:41,335
but the time draws near,
very near.

596
00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:43,587
This isn't simply a matter

597
00:32:43,796 --> 00:32:46,048
of saving someone's
Christmas spirit, Ebenezer.

598
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:48,425
This is a matter
of saving her life,

599
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,094
and perhaps her soul.

600
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:51,762
How much time do we have?

601
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:53,389
And where do we to start?

602
00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:05,109
You've less than 24 hours.

603
00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:07,695
- Not even a day?
- No.

604
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:11,115
By her tomorrow, everything
that's to come to be, will,

605
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:13,575
and destiny's decision
shall be made.

606
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:15,619
You best get going.

607
00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:18,288
We'll continue to do
what we can from this end.

608
00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:21,291
Come along then, we don't have
much time to waste.

609
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:25,379
Not much time to waste,
nor much to go on, it seems.

610
00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:28,424
More spirited riddles
and portents of doom.

611
00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:30,801
And a chance for redemption,
Ebenezer.

612
00:33:31,301 --> 00:33:32,386
Never forget.

613
00:33:32,845 --> 00:33:36,181
Believe me,
that's constantly on my mind.

614
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,133
Before you go off
this first time,

615
00:34:11,341 --> 00:34:13,010
there's something
I want to show you.

616
00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:15,721
Well, I'm not sure
I really am up for a pep talk.

617
00:34:17,848 --> 00:34:21,727
And I'm not sure I want to spend
an eternity in chains either,

618
00:34:22,019 --> 00:34:23,312
so here we are.

619
00:34:23,604 --> 00:34:25,939
You know, I was going to
ask you about those.

620
00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:29,943
They're always there,
whether we show them or not.

621
00:34:30,652 --> 00:34:32,905
So, even though they're unseen?

622
00:34:33,197 --> 00:34:35,532
They're never unfelt.

623
00:34:36,617 --> 00:34:39,119
This is the way
a lifetime of mistakes

624
00:34:39,328 --> 00:34:42,164
and misdeeds bears upon
a soul, Ebenezer.

625
00:34:43,165 --> 00:34:44,541
But they can be changed.

626
00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:48,086
Mistakes can always be changed,

627
00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:51,131
unlike some things...

628
00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:53,425
which never will.

629
00:34:54,218 --> 00:34:57,846
Remember when we first opened
our own counting house?

630
00:34:58,138 --> 00:35:00,974
We were so sure of ourselves.

631
00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:02,976
We almost starved.

632
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:05,270
We had to stretch everything,

633
00:35:05,479 --> 00:35:07,606
even down
to the last lumps of coal,

634
00:35:07,898 --> 00:35:10,526
which we had to break up
just to keep warm.

635
00:35:10,818 --> 00:35:13,445
If we hadn't landed
our first account.

636
00:35:14,530 --> 00:35:16,198
Oh, yes.

637
00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:18,075
Mr. Fezziwig.

638
00:35:18,283 --> 00:35:19,701
Your old boss.

639
00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:22,120
If it weren't for his faith,

640
00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:25,541
we'd have been forced to close
before we even began.

641
00:35:26,083 --> 00:35:27,376
I remember.

642
00:35:27,584 --> 00:35:29,753
Faith, Ebenezer.

643
00:35:29,962 --> 00:35:31,255
Never forget.

644
00:35:33,090 --> 00:35:34,424
Begging your pardon, sir,

645
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,468
but Miss Fan
needs to speak with you.

646
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:39,763
Duty calls.

647
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:48,063
- First mission nerves, sir?
- Not really.

648
00:35:48,272 --> 00:35:50,983
Don't worry,
you have us and these.

649
00:35:52,568 --> 00:35:54,736
- What's this?
- Instructions.

650
00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:56,154
Instructions?

651
00:35:57,656 --> 00:35:58,740
Instructions for?

652
00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:02,452
Your walking stick,
with the mirrors.

653
00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:07,666
We best be going,
Miss Fan is waiting for us.

654
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,210
We can't keep
the woman waiting now, can we?

655
00:36:11,545 --> 00:36:14,131
Wait, before you go...

656
00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:15,549
I have something to ask you.

657
00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:21,597
Now, it's not that
I'm not happy to see you, lad,

658
00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:23,140
but why are you here?

659
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,183
Now, I don't remember much.

660
00:36:25,976 --> 00:36:28,520
But I do remember
arranging for a doctor.

661
00:36:28,812 --> 00:36:31,481
Aye, sir,
I'm very grateful for that.

662
00:36:32,149 --> 00:36:34,192
That's why
I no longer need my crutch.

663
00:36:34,401 --> 00:36:36,028
Yes, I see that,

664
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,238
but why are you here?

665
00:36:40,991 --> 00:36:42,868
What you did for
my family that Christmas,

666
00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:44,703
it changed our lives.

667
00:36:45,996 --> 00:36:49,833
I saw hope in my parents' eyes
I'd never seen before.

668
00:36:50,042 --> 00:36:51,835
But after you passed--

669
00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:53,921
After I was murdered?

670
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,715
Right, yes, sir,
after you were murdered...

671
00:36:57,799 --> 00:36:59,426
things changed.

672
00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:04,056
Um, it was as
if everything you had

673
00:37:04,348 --> 00:37:05,474
was suddenly gone.

674
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:08,936
Gone? Everything gone?

675
00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:11,271
It was like someone
had blown out a candle.

676
00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:14,816
We-- we best be going, sir.

677
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,361
Give me a minute.

678
00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:27,788
Wherever you are, sir...

679
00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:31,208
wherever you may be...

680
00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:34,670
we will meet.

681
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,090
Welcome to Oklahoma.

682
00:38:20,841 --> 00:38:22,676
Well, it isn't Cardiff,
that's for sure.

683
00:38:22,884 --> 00:38:24,302
You have no idea.

684
00:38:28,598 --> 00:38:30,559
Whoa, partner,
excuse me there.

685
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:34,855
Um, no harm done, um, partner?

686
00:38:35,147 --> 00:38:37,190
Last minute shopping.

687
00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:39,776
I never know what to buy folks,

688
00:38:40,068 --> 00:38:42,029
so I end up running around like
a chicken with my head cut off.

689
00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:44,906
- You know what I mean?
- Uh, no, I'm afraid I do not.

690
00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:47,576
I apologize there, ma'am.

691
00:38:47,868 --> 00:38:49,953
I swear
I wasn't meaning to be rude.

692
00:38:50,162 --> 00:38:51,621
I'd tip my hat if I could.

693
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,290
It's quite all right,
you have your hands full.

694
00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:55,042
Just a tad, ma'am.

695
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,044
Anyways, I apologize.

696
00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:58,628
Y'all have a Merry Christmas--

697
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,298
Uh, wait, wait, wait,
before you go, sir.

698
00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:04,426
Have you heard of
an establishment called the...

699
00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:06,678
Boar's Den?

700
00:39:07,137 --> 00:39:08,305
The Boar's Den?

701
00:39:08,889 --> 00:39:10,057
That can be a rough place,

702
00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:11,600
are you sure
you want to go there?

703
00:39:11,892 --> 00:39:12,976
Well, I'm afraid

704
00:39:13,185 --> 00:39:14,478
we'll eventually
have to wind up there.

705
00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:17,731
Well, it's about a quarter of
a mile right up the road.

706
00:39:18,190 --> 00:39:19,816
Turn left on
the county road a ways,

707
00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:21,026
you won't miss it.

708
00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:23,653
Thank you.
Merry Christmas.

709
00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:25,989
If you want to go there,
you be careful.

710
00:40:14,371 --> 00:40:16,581
This stupid stick is...

711
00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:18,875
bent.

712
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:38,061
What's wrong with
this pool table anyway?

713
00:40:40,814 --> 00:40:43,108
This table
ain't letting me make any shots.

714
00:40:43,316 --> 00:40:44,734
Well,
maybe it's not the table.

715
00:40:45,026 --> 00:40:46,486
It is the table!

716
00:40:46,695 --> 00:40:47,863
And these sticks.

717
00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:49,823
This one's bent.

718
00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:51,575
It's a bunch of junk in here.

719
00:40:51,867 --> 00:40:53,702
Is there a problem out there?

720
00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:55,245
No problem.

721
00:40:55,829 --> 00:40:57,289
Just someone
who can't shoot pool.

722
00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:00,000
What'd you say, boy?

723
00:41:00,292 --> 00:41:02,961
Just sit down over there
and finish your beer.

724
00:41:03,170 --> 00:41:05,797
All right.

725
00:41:06,339 --> 00:41:07,591
It's 'cause it's Christmas.

726
00:41:08,049 --> 00:41:10,468
I hate to whip a man
at Christmas.

727
00:41:25,275 --> 00:41:26,985
You hate to whip a man
at Christmas, do you?

728
00:41:27,277 --> 00:41:28,320
Yeah, well,

729
00:41:28,612 --> 00:41:30,155
you're a real tough guy,
aren't you?

730
00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:32,616
There was one person
in this world

731
00:41:32,908 --> 00:41:33,909
I was ever afraid of...

732
00:41:34,951 --> 00:41:36,119
and it ain't you.

733
00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:43,126
Where's your
Christmas spirit now?

734
00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:52,844
You came into
the wrong place, buddy.

735
00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:07,692
This just isn't a good idea.

736
00:42:08,652 --> 00:42:10,028
Of course it is,
we have a deadline.

737
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,488
No pun intended.

738
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,866
Jacob, would you please tell him
this isn't a good idea?

739
00:42:15,158 --> 00:42:16,785
It's a stupid idea.

740
00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:19,788
You haven't even heard it yet.

741
00:42:19,996 --> 00:42:21,456
What idea?

742
00:42:21,665 --> 00:42:23,458
My perfectly sound idea
to deal with this

743
00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:25,293
in the most meaningful
way possible.

744
00:42:26,753 --> 00:42:28,421
These things take finesse,
Ebenezer.

745
00:42:28,630 --> 00:42:30,840
We can't just dictate terms.

746
00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:32,425
Humbug.

747
00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,427
Just like in business,
there's gains and losses,

748
00:42:34,636 --> 00:42:36,012
profits and penalties.

749
00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:38,473
All we have to do
is enforce the penalties.

750
00:42:38,682 --> 00:42:40,308
Change cannot be forced, sir,

751
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,352
it must be accepted willingly.

752
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,979
It's free will.

753
00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:46,815
Marley, when you showed up
rattling your chains

754
00:42:47,107 --> 00:42:50,277
and set those spirits upon me,
was that your free will?

755
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:53,029
<i>Not mine, yours, Ebenezer.</i>

756
00:42:53,863 --> 00:42:55,699
What is it
you're planning to do?

757
00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:58,493
I'm going in there
to speak to this big-head fellow

758
00:42:58,785 --> 00:43:00,412
and explain to him
that he has to do right

759
00:43:00,704 --> 00:43:03,540
by this young lady or else.

760
00:43:03,748 --> 00:43:05,500
Sounds like a marvelous plan.

761
00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:07,168
Let me know how it turns out.

762
00:43:31,192 --> 00:43:32,485
Next time,
it's really gonna hurt.

763
00:43:32,694 --> 00:43:34,404
- Bad.
- Old man.

764
00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:36,990
Merry Christmas,
you Ebenezer wannabe.

765
00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:39,034
What kind of guy
wears a ponytail?

766
00:43:39,326 --> 00:43:40,285
He's an Ebenezer--

767
00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:41,786
I thought
it was George Washington.

768
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,039
I take it all went well
with the big-head?

769
00:43:44,331 --> 00:43:45,790
No, not really.

770
00:43:46,708 --> 00:43:49,294
I thought that being dead
was good for something.

771
00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:51,755
That was really painful.

772
00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:53,548
It's a matter of location.

773
00:43:53,757 --> 00:43:56,092
Being dead where you're dead
means you're fairly safe.

774
00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:59,179
Being dead here, though,
it's a lot different.

775
00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:01,806
- You're telling me this now?
- I've--

776
00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:04,059
We've tried to tell you
a lot of things, Ebenezer,

777
00:44:04,267 --> 00:44:06,019
it's just sometimes
you don't listen.

778
00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:08,855
I see.

779
00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:12,442
Ebenezer, this isn't
your counting shop any longer.

780
00:44:13,026 --> 00:44:15,236
Here, you're basically
an apprentice.

781
00:44:18,365 --> 00:44:20,283
You mentioned something
about finesse?

782
00:44:20,492 --> 00:44:21,993
Among other things.

783
00:44:22,869 --> 00:44:23,912
Let's go.

784
00:44:32,212 --> 00:44:33,838
Do you think that was wise, sir?

785
00:44:34,130 --> 00:44:35,006
What?

786
00:44:35,298 --> 00:44:36,841
Agreeing
with Mr. Scrooge's plan?

787
00:44:37,759 --> 00:44:39,386
Seemed rather reckless to me.

788
00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:41,012
It did to me, too.

789
00:44:41,304 --> 00:44:43,598
Reckless and foolish.

790
00:44:43,890 --> 00:44:44,933
Then why let him do it?

791
00:44:45,141 --> 00:44:46,935
Because it was his plan.

792
00:44:47,143 --> 00:44:49,771
And none of us would
convince him not to do it.

793
00:44:50,313 --> 00:44:52,816
I guess I just don't understand.

794
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,652
Look, lad, Ebenezer and I

795
00:44:55,944 --> 00:44:58,822
were friends and partners
for many years.

796
00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:00,949
Practically our whole lives.

797
00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:04,327
I know him
as well as I know myself.

798
00:45:04,828 --> 00:45:06,454
When he gets
something in his head,

799
00:45:06,663 --> 00:45:09,707
there's no talking him
out of it.

800
00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:11,501
Even if it's something bad?

801
00:45:11,793 --> 00:45:14,337
The only way Ebenezer Scrooge
ever learned any lesson

802
00:45:14,546 --> 00:45:16,256
was by having to learn it.

803
00:45:16,756 --> 00:45:19,551
Why do you think it took
three spirits that night?

804
00:45:19,843 --> 00:45:21,636
And you knew he'd be all right?

805
00:45:26,349 --> 00:45:27,725
I had faith.

806
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,481
Are you sure
this is the place?

807
00:45:34,274 --> 00:45:36,276
Yes, this is the address
we were given.

808
00:45:37,026 --> 00:45:38,862
Have you figured out
what you're going to say yet?

809
00:45:39,362 --> 00:45:41,614
Well, of course I have.

810
00:45:41,823 --> 00:45:42,991
Generally.

811
00:45:43,992 --> 00:45:44,909
I suppose.

812
00:45:45,118 --> 00:45:46,244
No.

813
00:45:46,453 --> 00:45:47,662
I'll just wing it.

814
00:45:50,457 --> 00:45:52,208
Well, I suppose

815
00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:53,626
that will be your cue.

816
00:45:57,255 --> 00:45:58,423
Salvation Army?

817
00:45:59,424 --> 00:46:02,844
Oh, no, ma'am,
we have no military affiliation.

818
00:46:03,136 --> 00:46:05,054
What we mean to say
is that we aren't here

819
00:46:05,346 --> 00:46:06,347
collecting for charity.

820
00:46:06,639 --> 00:46:09,225
Charity?
Oh, no, ma'am, not at all.

821
00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:10,894
You needn't worry about that.

822
00:46:12,353 --> 00:46:14,189
I wasn't worried
about you collectin'.

823
00:46:14,481 --> 00:46:16,065
We don't have much to collect.

824
00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:19,444
I was more wondering
if you were dropping off.

825
00:46:20,487 --> 00:46:23,156
Not-- not that we would have
accepted anything anyway.

826
00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:25,116
We're-- we're doing fine and--

827
00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:27,160
and there's plenty of
others who ain't.

828
00:46:28,369 --> 00:46:31,623
So, what can I help
you folks with?

829
00:46:32,207 --> 00:46:33,875
Um, we're looking for Angel.

830
00:46:34,167 --> 00:46:36,294
Would by chance she be home?

831
00:46:36,503 --> 00:46:37,587
She's at work.

832
00:46:38,588 --> 00:46:40,507
What are you
looking for her about?

833
00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:43,426
We really are here to help,
I promise.

834
00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:47,305
You're showbiz folks,
aren't you?

835
00:46:48,056 --> 00:46:50,642
That explains the costumes.

836
00:46:50,934 --> 00:46:54,020
Well, I-- I suppose we are, uh--

837
00:46:54,854 --> 00:46:57,815
We specialize
in Christmas miracles.

838
00:46:58,650 --> 00:47:00,401
Oh, my.

839
00:47:00,610 --> 00:47:03,655
Well, that is one thing
we sure could use around here.

840
00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:06,324
Come in, come in.

841
00:47:06,533 --> 00:47:07,867
Wipe your feet.

842
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,206
Well,
this should be interesting.

843
00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:17,502
Would you like some coffee
or anything?

844
00:47:17,794 --> 00:47:19,629
Oh, no, thank you, we're fine.

845
00:47:19,921 --> 00:47:21,089
I'm sorry.

846
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:24,092
It's not often
that anyone comes to visit,

847
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:27,303
so, I really
don't have much to offer.

848
00:47:27,512 --> 00:47:28,930
Don't apologize.

849
00:47:29,681 --> 00:47:31,724
We're grateful
that you invited us in

850
00:47:31,933 --> 00:47:33,226
and are speaking with us.

851
00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:37,522
You have a lovely home,
by the way.

852
00:47:37,814 --> 00:47:39,899
It used to be, a long time ago,

853
00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:42,360
when my-- my husband
was still here.

854
00:47:43,111 --> 00:47:46,072
He kept the place up.

855
00:47:46,281 --> 00:47:48,700
Things just got harder
and harder after he passed.

856
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,493
I'm sorry.

857
00:47:52,412 --> 00:47:54,539
This time of year when, um,

858
00:47:54,747 --> 00:47:56,207
when Angel was still little,

859
00:47:56,499 --> 00:47:58,835
we had a big tree in that corner

860
00:47:59,127 --> 00:48:03,381
with lights and candles
and presents all under it,

861
00:48:03,673 --> 00:48:07,260
and-- and music.

862
00:48:07,468 --> 00:48:10,138
I think that's where
she gets that from.

863
00:48:10,722 --> 00:48:12,432
There was always music.

864
00:48:14,017 --> 00:48:16,894
How long has it been
just the two of you?

865
00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:18,354
Three of us.

866
00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:20,273
Angel's little boy, Winton,

867
00:48:20,481 --> 00:48:22,400
he's down for a nap now.

868
00:48:22,609 --> 00:48:24,360
And me and Angel.

869
00:48:26,446 --> 00:48:30,325
Her, uh, her daddy
passed away when she was ten,

870
00:48:30,533 --> 00:48:32,744
and, uh...

871
00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:35,788
well, her husband
got himself killed

872
00:48:35,997 --> 00:48:39,459
working on a rig
while she was pregnant.

873
00:48:42,545 --> 00:48:45,548
Well, he was supposed to be
down for his nap.

874
00:48:46,215 --> 00:48:47,467
Who are they?

875
00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:50,428
I'm Fan and this is Ebenezer.

876
00:48:50,887 --> 00:48:54,432
Ebenezer?
That's funny, like his clothes.

877
00:48:54,641 --> 00:48:56,059
Winton Richard.

878
00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:58,186
You mind your manners

879
00:48:58,478 --> 00:49:00,730
- and apologize.
- Yes, ma'am.

880
00:49:01,022 --> 00:49:04,442
I'm sorry, Mr. Ebenezer,
but they are kind of funny.

881
00:49:04,651 --> 00:49:05,943
He's not wrong.

882
00:49:07,195 --> 00:49:09,989
Oh, and he is off.

883
00:49:10,865 --> 00:49:12,241
And I'm sorry.

884
00:49:13,076 --> 00:49:15,536
So, um, where were we?

885
00:49:15,828 --> 00:49:17,288
How do you get by?

886
00:49:17,914 --> 00:49:19,832
Oh, well, we manage.

887
00:49:20,041 --> 00:49:22,794
I get my little bit
from Social Security and...

888
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,172
and Angel,
she does what she can.

889
00:49:28,174 --> 00:49:29,884
I worry about her, though.

890
00:49:30,843 --> 00:49:32,220
Why do you worry about her?

891
00:49:32,512 --> 00:49:35,098
Other than what I believe
parents naturally do.

892
00:49:35,556 --> 00:49:39,060
Oh, you don't have,
uh, children of your own?

893
00:49:40,186 --> 00:49:42,980
Uh, no, I do not.

894
00:49:43,189 --> 00:49:44,982
I was never blessed
in that way, I suppose.

895
00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:47,527
Nor do I guess any child

896
00:49:47,735 --> 00:49:50,488
was ever cursed that way either.

897
00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:55,702
Well, you always worry.

898
00:49:56,536 --> 00:49:57,662
But, uh...

899
00:49:59,038 --> 00:50:01,040
she works down at, uh,

900
00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:03,876
the thrift store to get by
in the daytime,

901
00:50:04,168 --> 00:50:05,294
and, uh...

902
00:50:07,171 --> 00:50:11,008
while she sings
down at that bar at night.

903
00:50:11,217 --> 00:50:13,052
That place scares me.

904
00:50:14,554 --> 00:50:16,305
Why does it scare you?

905
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:20,226
It's not somewhere a mother
wants her kids hanging around.

906
00:50:21,519 --> 00:50:23,396
Especially not her daughter.

907
00:50:24,105 --> 00:50:26,357
I know she is a good girl,

908
00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:29,026
and she is a real good singer.

909
00:50:29,235 --> 00:50:31,320
Well, she has won contests,

910
00:50:31,612 --> 00:50:35,032
and she even sang on
the radio once.

911
00:50:36,284 --> 00:50:37,994
I have faith in my daughter.

912
00:50:38,286 --> 00:50:40,913
I know she can do better,
and one day she will.

913
00:50:44,292 --> 00:50:46,377
She tells me that, uh,

914
00:50:46,586 --> 00:50:49,297
well, it takes time
to be discovered,

915
00:50:49,505 --> 00:50:51,799
and you just gotta do
what you have to do until then.

916
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:56,012
But, uh...

917
00:50:57,513 --> 00:50:59,348
she and Winton, well...

918
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:02,643
they're all I have, and...

919
00:51:05,605 --> 00:51:08,274
well, I'm not gonna be here
much longer.

920
00:51:16,657 --> 00:51:18,409
I'm sorry, I--

921
00:51:18,618 --> 00:51:22,079
I just get so worried sometimes.

922
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:25,082
Well...

923
00:51:27,710 --> 00:51:29,253
we're here to make sure

924
00:51:29,545 --> 00:51:31,631
you don't have to worry longer.

925
00:51:32,965 --> 00:51:34,300
I promise.

926
00:51:42,517 --> 00:51:43,851
Mr. Scrooge.

927
00:51:45,061 --> 00:51:48,356
You seem to be almost...

928
00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:51,150
...Human?

929
00:51:57,281 --> 00:51:59,784
How can people just ignore
those in need like that,

930
00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:01,536
pretend they don't exist?

931
00:52:01,744 --> 00:52:03,871
Unfortunately, it's a lot
easier than you may think.

932
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,665
Well, I think it's
an absolutely horrible thing.

933
00:52:05,957 --> 00:52:07,250
I know you do, but then again,

934
00:52:07,542 --> 00:52:09,252
you tend to think
with your heart and your head.

935
00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:11,087
Not many other people
think that way.

936
00:52:11,921 --> 00:52:13,631
Believe me,
I ignored far too many

937
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,466
far too easily in the past.

938
00:52:15,758 --> 00:52:18,052
And the past is the key part
to that sentence, Ebenezer.

939
00:52:18,344 --> 00:52:20,346
Yes, it is.

940
00:52:21,305 --> 00:52:23,391
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

941
00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:25,476
Merry Christmas to you as well.

942
00:52:25,768 --> 00:52:27,979
Hey, back off, mack.
Social distancing.

943
00:52:28,271 --> 00:52:29,522
I am-- I'm terribly sorry,

944
00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:30,982
you look like someone
I thought I'd known.

945
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,901
Of course I do,
I'm, uh, Santa Claus!

946
00:52:34,193 --> 00:52:36,696
Father Christmas! Ho, ho, ho!

947
00:52:36,988 --> 00:52:38,197
Uh, not the one I know,

948
00:52:38,406 --> 00:52:39,949
but a very good resemblance,
mind you.

949
00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:42,285
Um, tell me,

950
00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:44,161
the donations, where do they go?

951
00:52:44,370 --> 00:52:45,705
They don't lie
in some administrator's pockets,

952
00:52:45,997 --> 00:52:46,873
now, do they?

953
00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:48,833
Uh, no, sir, they go straight

954
00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:51,419
to Mrs. Keeler's
21st Street mission.

955
00:52:52,128 --> 00:52:53,546
They're a little out there,
a little preachy at times,

956
00:52:53,838 --> 00:52:55,298
but she does
all that she can do.

957
00:52:59,051 --> 00:53:00,887
Oh, thank you, sir.

958
00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:02,263
Merry Christmas!

959
00:53:02,471 --> 00:53:03,472
[indistinct].

960
00:53:04,265 --> 00:53:05,391
What was that all about?

961
00:53:05,892 --> 00:53:07,560
What was what all about?

962
00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:09,645
Don't all what me, I saw you
drop a crown into that bucket.

963
00:53:09,937 --> 00:53:12,356
Yes, indeed I did, and?

964
00:53:12,565 --> 00:53:14,025
And you heard what he said

965
00:53:14,317 --> 00:53:16,569
about how far it had to go,
and how many.

966
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,614
Well, that's why
I gave him the whole crown.

967
00:53:19,989 --> 00:53:21,365
Was I being too generous?

968
00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:23,117
Uh, would you like me
to go and ask for it back?

969
00:53:23,326 --> 00:53:24,827
You certainly shall not!

970
00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:28,831
Sometimes, Ebenezer,
I don't understand you.

971
00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:31,542
I think you've changed,
and then...

972
00:53:32,418 --> 00:53:33,461
My dear Fan,

973
00:53:34,503 --> 00:53:36,130
what is the one
true talent I possessed

974
00:53:36,339 --> 00:53:38,883
throughout
my whole wretched life?

975
00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:42,136
- Money.
- Exactly.

976
00:53:42,345 --> 00:53:43,971
The one thing
I knew above all others.

977
00:53:44,180 --> 00:53:47,141
Now, you saw me
drop one shiny, bright crown

978
00:53:47,350 --> 00:53:49,810
into that man's
donation box, hmm?

979
00:53:52,146 --> 00:53:54,815
One bright, shiny crown,

980
00:53:55,107 --> 00:53:57,610
about 180 years old.

981
00:53:58,110 --> 00:54:01,948
So it's not just worth
a crown any longer?

982
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:03,532
I highly doubt it.

983
00:54:03,824 --> 00:54:07,036
Probably about 2
or 300 colonial dollars.

984
00:54:09,622 --> 00:54:10,706
I misjudged you,

985
00:54:10,998 --> 00:54:12,750
and spoke harshly
without reason.

986
00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:14,752
Can you forgive me?

987
00:54:18,339 --> 00:54:19,924
Come along, we must hurry.

988
00:54:47,243 --> 00:54:49,036
Can I help you with anything?

989
00:54:49,245 --> 00:54:50,663
Yes, ma'am.

990
00:54:50,955 --> 00:54:52,873
My son is picking me up
for Christmas dinner,

991
00:54:53,165 --> 00:54:55,418
and I haven't seen him
in such a long time.

992
00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:59,255
- Well, that sounds very nice.
- Yes, I think so, too.

993
00:54:59,547 --> 00:55:02,967
I got a grandson, you know,
and he just turned seven.

994
00:55:03,509 --> 00:55:07,054
I've got a little boy,
he just turned nine.

995
00:55:07,263 --> 00:55:08,931
They grow up awful fast,

996
00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:11,350
and you just don't get
enough time to spend with them.

997
00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:12,768
I know.

998
00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:15,938
So, are you looking
at this train set?

999
00:55:16,230 --> 00:55:17,565
I sure am.

1000
00:55:17,857 --> 00:55:20,609
I remember getting
his daddy one for Christmas.

1001
00:55:20,901 --> 00:55:23,362
We used to play with it
all Christmas morning,

1002
00:55:23,571 --> 00:55:25,573
till his mama
called us up for dinner.

1003
00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:30,828
- The best Christmas ever.
- I can just imagine that it was.

1004
00:55:31,787 --> 00:55:33,622
Would you like me
to wrap this up for you?

1005
00:55:33,914 --> 00:55:34,874
Yes, ma'am.

1006
00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:36,709
How much you want for it?

1007
00:55:37,877 --> 00:55:38,794
It looks like

1008
00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:43,132
it's 19 dollars and 50 cents.

1009
00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,468
$19. Okay.

1010
00:55:48,095 --> 00:55:49,221
14.

1011
00:55:50,181 --> 00:55:51,307
15.

1012
00:55:52,141 --> 00:55:53,309
16.

1013
00:55:54,435 --> 00:55:57,146
17.

1014
00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:58,606
I'm sorry, ma'am.

1015
00:55:59,607 --> 00:56:01,984
I'm afraid I'm a little short.

1016
00:56:02,193 --> 00:56:03,611
Sorry to bother you.

1017
00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:08,991
Sir. Sir.

1018
00:56:09,784 --> 00:56:11,452
- Yes, ma'am?
- I'm so sorry.

1019
00:56:11,452 --> 00:56:12,578
I don't know
what's wrong with me,

1020
00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:13,954
but I completely misread

1021
00:56:14,163 --> 00:56:15,289
the price tag
for this train set.

1022
00:56:15,498 --> 00:56:17,374
It's actually $15,

1023
00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:19,960
if you'd still like to buy it
for your grandson's Christmas.

1024
00:56:20,252 --> 00:56:22,004
Really? Thank you, ma'am.

1025
00:56:25,674 --> 00:56:27,301
There you go, sir.

1026
00:56:27,510 --> 00:56:29,929
I hope you both enjoy
this Christmas morning

1027
00:56:30,221 --> 00:56:31,388
as much as the last.

1028
00:56:31,597 --> 00:56:33,224
Thank you,
and have a merry Christmas.

1029
00:56:33,516 --> 00:56:35,518
Have a very merry Christmas.

1030
00:56:42,316 --> 00:56:43,400
What's that all about?

1031
00:56:43,943 --> 00:56:46,320
Well, I sold that
old train set to that gentleman.

1032
00:56:46,529 --> 00:56:49,156
I saw that. For $15.

1033
00:56:49,365 --> 00:56:50,658
It was marked 20.

1034
00:56:50,950 --> 00:56:52,493
Well, it was donated for free,

1035
00:56:52,785 --> 00:56:54,370
just like
everything else in here.

1036
00:56:54,578 --> 00:56:56,872
That's supposed to be sold
to help out the less fortunate.

1037
00:56:57,164 --> 00:56:58,332
Exactly.

1038
00:56:58,541 --> 00:57:01,460
That poor old man
was the less fortunate.

1039
00:57:01,669 --> 00:57:03,754
He had $17 to his name,

1040
00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:05,464
and he wanted
to buy something nice

1041
00:57:05,673 --> 00:57:07,299
for his grandson for Christmas.

1042
00:57:08,551 --> 00:57:10,427
So you could
have gotten 17 for it

1043
00:57:10,636 --> 00:57:11,554
instead of 15?

1044
00:57:11,762 --> 00:57:13,055
No, I couldn't have.

1045
00:57:13,264 --> 00:57:14,598
I'm not going to take
his last penny.

1046
00:57:14,890 --> 00:57:17,184
For heaven's sakes, Max,
it's Christmas.

1047
00:57:17,393 --> 00:57:18,561
Exactly.

1048
00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:19,979
This is our best time
of the year.

1049
00:57:20,271 --> 00:57:21,480
Not if you
the whole store.

1050
00:57:21,689 --> 00:57:23,065
Well, isn't that
what we're supposed to be doing?

1051
00:57:23,607 --> 00:57:25,109
This is
Helping Hands Thrift Shop.

1052
00:57:25,401 --> 00:57:27,069
Aren't we supposed to be
helping people?

1053
00:57:27,278 --> 00:57:28,821
We're not helping handouts.

1054
00:57:29,029 --> 00:57:31,949
There's expenses,
overhead, salary.

1055
00:57:32,158 --> 00:57:34,410
So, how much
does go to helping, Max?

1056
00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:37,705
Huh? How much?

1057
00:57:37,997 --> 00:57:40,749
- A percentage.
- Well, how much of a percentage?

1058
00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:42,877
A reasonable one.

1059
00:57:43,169 --> 00:57:44,295
Sound familiar?

1060
00:57:45,754 --> 00:57:48,090
Uh, he's got to make a profit.

1061
00:57:48,299 --> 00:57:50,342
And costs and expenses involved.

1062
00:57:50,551 --> 00:57:52,094
See? That guy knows
how to run a business.

1063
00:57:53,095 --> 00:57:54,430
Um, maybe not
so much about fashion,

1064
00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:55,723
but he knows business.

1065
00:57:55,931 --> 00:57:58,350
Oh, well, I--

1066
00:57:58,893 --> 00:58:00,811
Maybe I should fire you
and hire that guy instead.

1067
00:58:01,353 --> 00:58:02,897
Hey, old timer, you want a job?

1068
00:58:04,273 --> 00:58:05,316
You know what?

1069
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:10,571
I quit.

1070
00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:21,498
Oh, miss? Miss?

1071
00:58:21,707 --> 00:58:24,418
- Miss, mind holding up, please?
- Well, why should I?

1072
00:58:24,627 --> 00:58:26,128
You are Angel Lynn, are you not?

1073
00:58:26,629 --> 00:58:29,590
Maybe.
Who wants to know, and why?

1074
00:58:29,798 --> 00:58:31,133
We're here to help you.

1075
00:58:31,634 --> 00:58:34,303
My name is Ebenezer,
and this is Fan.

1076
00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:36,430
We truly are here to help
if we can.

1077
00:58:36,639 --> 00:58:37,848
Look, I'm sorry.

1078
00:58:38,140 --> 00:58:40,434
It's just not been
a wonderful day.

1079
00:58:40,643 --> 00:58:42,061
We've noticed.

1080
00:58:42,269 --> 00:58:43,854
That was a very kind thing
you did back there.

1081
00:58:44,146 --> 00:58:45,606
Well, I thought that it was.

1082
00:58:45,898 --> 00:58:47,274
And look where it got me.

1083
00:58:47,483 --> 00:58:49,401
I'm not sure
it can get much worse than that.

1084
00:58:49,610 --> 00:58:51,111
Oh, it can always get worse.

1085
00:58:51,403 --> 00:58:53,572
But then again,
it'll always get better.

1086
00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:55,074
If you choose to let it.

1087
00:58:55,282 --> 00:58:57,159
Well, that sounds real nice.

1088
00:58:57,368 --> 00:58:58,452
But right now,

1089
00:58:58,786 --> 00:59:00,329
I just don't have
any choices left.

1090
00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:02,831
Oh, you mustn't think that.

1091
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:04,375
You'll always have choices.

1092
00:59:04,667 --> 00:59:06,669
But sometimes
it takes extraordinary ones

1093
00:59:06,961 --> 00:59:08,545
to bring out the correct ones.

1094
00:59:10,130 --> 00:59:11,757
Uh, we went to see your mother.

1095
00:59:14,343 --> 00:59:15,928
You spoke with my mother?

1096
00:59:16,136 --> 00:59:17,721
You went to my house?

1097
00:59:18,305 --> 00:59:19,723
We're here
to help you and your family.

1098
00:59:20,015 --> 00:59:21,308
Look, whoever you two are,

1099
00:59:21,517 --> 00:59:22,893
it's just not
a good day for this.

1100
00:59:23,185 --> 00:59:24,561
And I don't know you
from Adam [indistinct].

1101
00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:26,814
So I'd really appreciate it
if you would just leave.

1102
00:59:27,106 --> 00:59:28,315
Well, we're here to save you.

1103
00:59:28,607 --> 00:59:30,651
Save me? You know what?

1104
00:59:30,943 --> 00:59:33,320
You two and Max
can all just go to...

1105
00:59:36,991 --> 00:59:38,742
She may very well get her wish.

1106
00:59:40,953 --> 00:59:42,621
This isn't going
very well, is it?

1107
00:59:43,247 --> 00:59:44,707
I'm afraid
it's going pretty much the way

1108
00:59:44,915 --> 00:59:46,583
it's supposed to be going,
all things considered.

1109
00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:52,047
We have to think this through.

1110
00:59:53,549 --> 00:59:55,759
I suggest we take a moment,

1111
00:59:56,051 --> 00:59:57,970
settle ourselves,

1112
00:59:58,178 --> 00:59:59,513
and we discuss this.

1113
01:00:10,190 --> 01:00:11,734
You think
Mr. Scrooge meant to do that?

1114
01:00:11,942 --> 01:00:13,402
I'm sure he meant to.

1115
01:00:14,028 --> 01:00:15,571
Unfortunately, I'm also sure

1116
01:00:15,863 --> 01:00:17,990
that he had no idea
it would turn out that way.

1117
01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:20,034
So, he miscalculated?

1118
01:00:20,242 --> 01:00:23,787
He mucked it up.

1119
01:00:23,996 --> 01:00:25,706
Where did this rain come from?

1120
01:00:31,462 --> 01:00:32,504
So...

1121
01:00:33,756 --> 01:00:35,132
is that house done now?

1122
01:00:36,925 --> 01:00:39,970
Um, it's not very polite
to eavesdrop.

1123
01:00:40,179 --> 01:00:41,638
So I've been told.

1124
01:00:42,598 --> 01:00:44,600
Clearly one
of my brother's projects.

1125
01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:47,561
I wasn't aware
Mr. Scrooge had a brother.

1126
01:00:47,853 --> 01:00:48,937
He doesn't.

1127
01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:51,190
Who are you?

1128
01:00:56,695 --> 01:00:58,739
I appear to be out of cards.

1129
01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:01,658
Suffice it to say...

1130
01:01:03,285 --> 01:01:06,080
I'm just another player
in grand scheme.

1131
01:01:06,580 --> 01:01:08,415
Nothing more.

1132
01:01:14,963 --> 01:01:17,466
Looks like you gentlemen
have your work

1133
01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:19,259
cut out for you.

1134
01:01:20,928 --> 01:01:22,554
I'll let you
get on with it then.

1135
01:01:25,224 --> 01:01:26,266
Good day.

1136
01:01:35,609 --> 01:01:37,736
What do you make of that, sir?

1137
01:01:37,945 --> 01:01:38,987
I don't know.

1138
01:01:40,948 --> 01:01:42,032
Yet.

1139
01:02:04,138 --> 01:02:05,222
If only.

1140
01:02:11,812 --> 01:02:12,855
Alex Matthews.

1141
01:02:14,648 --> 01:02:15,732
What?

1142
01:02:16,316 --> 01:02:17,609
They can't cancel, not now.

1143
01:02:17,901 --> 01:02:19,069
We're days away.

1144
01:02:20,279 --> 01:02:21,989
No, I do understand, but...

1145
01:02:34,877 --> 01:02:37,379
<i>♪ 'Cause here with you ♪</i>

1146
01:02:37,963 --> 01:02:41,216
<i>♪ Is where I will stay ♪</i>

1147
01:02:41,508 --> 01:02:43,635
<i>♪ The thought of losing you ♪</i>

1148
01:02:43,844 --> 01:02:47,473
<i>♪ Just tears my soul away ♪</i>

1149
01:02:47,681 --> 01:02:49,641
Did you hear what I just heard?

1150
01:02:49,850 --> 01:02:51,477
No, not you. The singing.

1151
01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:56,356
Listen, I think
I may have it taken care of.

1152
01:02:56,565 --> 01:02:58,066
I gotta go. I'll call you back.

1153
01:02:58,525 --> 01:03:00,861
<i>♪ And I'll be here ♪</i>

1154
01:03:01,069 --> 01:03:04,156
<i>♪ With tears in my eyes ♪</i>

1155
01:03:04,364 --> 01:03:07,159
<i>♪ Could this be ♪</i>

1156
01:03:07,367 --> 01:03:12,039
<i>♪ Love in disguise? ♪</i>

1157
01:03:12,664 --> 01:03:13,790
Excuse me, miss.

1158
01:03:15,417 --> 01:03:16,793
That was fantastic.

1159
01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:18,170
I just stepped inside

1160
01:03:18,378 --> 01:03:20,088
to get out of
the cold for a bit.

1161
01:03:20,297 --> 01:03:21,465
And to sing.

1162
01:03:21,965 --> 01:03:23,258
I heard you, I was in the wings.

1163
01:03:24,468 --> 01:03:26,094
Like the Phantom of the Opera?

1164
01:03:26,303 --> 01:03:28,680
Oh, well, except
I hopefully don't need the mask.

1165
01:03:29,264 --> 01:03:32,226
Look,
it's just been one of those days

1166
01:03:32,434 --> 01:03:33,560
and it's still being one

1167
01:03:33,852 --> 01:03:35,062
and I don't care
if you haunt the theater

1168
01:03:35,354 --> 01:03:37,648
or ring cathedral bells,
I'm just not interested.

1169
01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:41,276
You're very good.

1170
01:03:42,361 --> 01:03:43,403
Call me.

1171
01:03:47,074 --> 01:03:48,116
Hmm.

1172
01:03:49,368 --> 01:03:50,702
This place will do.

1173
01:03:50,994 --> 01:03:52,329
Um, Ebenezer, hold on a moment.

1174
01:03:52,538 --> 01:03:55,916
Uh, this may not be
exactly what you expect.

1175
01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:58,210
It's tea.

1176
01:03:58,418 --> 01:03:59,711
I mean, granted,
things have changed all around,

1177
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:01,380
but it's tea.

1178
01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:03,340
It's-- it's as solid
as the-- the British Empire.

1179
01:04:03,549 --> 01:04:06,343
Uh, well, about that. Um...

1180
01:04:07,261 --> 01:04:11,014
<i>♪ Hail Britannia,
Britannia rule the waves ♪</i>

1181
01:04:11,223 --> 01:04:15,644
<i>♪ I'll show you that things
have never really changed ♪</i>

1182
01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:18,522
I see that. Fine then. Shall we?

1183
01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:38,667
Good afternoon, madam.

1184
01:04:39,293 --> 01:04:40,669
May I please have two teas?

1185
01:04:40,961 --> 01:04:42,754
Um, iced or hot?

1186
01:04:43,046 --> 01:04:44,715
Iced tea?

1187
01:04:45,924 --> 01:04:47,050
Uh, no.

1188
01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:50,887
Two hot proper teas,

1189
01:04:51,096 --> 01:04:52,806
one with two sugars, please.

1190
01:04:56,727 --> 01:04:59,438
Let me rescind that order,
if you don't mind.

1191
01:05:00,355 --> 01:05:03,108
May I please have
two hot proper teas,

1192
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,152
one with three sugars...

1193
01:05:06,361 --> 01:05:09,156
and the other
simply tasting of tea.

1194
01:05:11,992 --> 01:05:13,160
May I ask you also

1195
01:05:13,368 --> 01:05:15,245
for that little
square sweet cake?

1196
01:05:15,537 --> 01:05:17,956
- Please cut it in half.
- Okay.

1197
01:05:19,625 --> 01:05:21,251
Tea and cake?

1198
01:05:22,294 --> 01:05:24,004
Have you seen the time?

1199
01:05:25,631 --> 01:05:27,549
When you're in Rome,
you do as the Romans do.

1200
01:05:27,841 --> 01:05:30,719
And even if we're not in Rome,
we're doing what we want to do.

1201
01:05:31,011 --> 01:05:32,846
And besides, I'm famished.

1202
01:05:34,598 --> 01:05:36,975
There you go. That'll be $5.74.

1203
01:05:37,267 --> 01:05:39,186
$5.74 American?

1204
01:05:39,394 --> 01:05:41,730
Um, yeah,
that would be preferable.

1205
01:05:41,938 --> 01:05:43,690
Right.

1206
01:05:59,539 --> 01:06:02,334
$5.74 American.

1207
01:06:02,542 --> 01:06:04,252
Thank you.

1208
01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:30,529
Yeah, I should be out
on a motor ride today, man.

1209
01:06:30,821 --> 01:06:31,822
My bike is just...

1210
01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:42,290
Well...

1211
01:06:42,499 --> 01:06:45,127
To what do I owe
this unexpected pleasure?

1212
01:06:45,585 --> 01:06:47,254
I need to talk to you
about something.

1213
01:06:47,462 --> 01:06:50,048
Well, you know, my door is
always open to you, sweetheart.

1214
01:06:50,257 --> 01:06:51,299
Come on in, sit down.

1215
01:06:54,219 --> 01:06:57,139
Here you go, Angel baby.

1216
01:06:58,598 --> 01:07:02,436
I was wondering if I could
maybe pick up another set,

1217
01:07:02,644 --> 01:07:04,938
or maybe even
some waitressing hours.

1218
01:07:05,147 --> 01:07:07,899
I'll bus tables.
I just-- I need something.

1219
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:09,609
Time's getting rough, huh?

1220
01:07:10,318 --> 01:07:12,362
Just a little bit,
and it's Christmas.

1221
01:07:14,072 --> 01:07:15,115
Well...

1222
01:07:16,158 --> 01:07:18,160
I bet you're a girl...

1223
01:07:18,368 --> 01:07:20,245
of many talents besides singing.

1224
01:07:24,458 --> 01:07:26,418
I'm sure we could find
something worthwhile extra

1225
01:07:26,626 --> 01:07:27,711
for you to do around here.

1226
01:07:28,003 --> 01:07:30,714
You know,
make a few extra bucks.

1227
01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:35,177
Why don't you come
see me after your set?

1228
01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:37,053
Park your little butt
in that chair,

1229
01:07:37,262 --> 01:07:39,306
and we're gonna talk
about this a little more.

1230
01:07:40,223 --> 01:07:41,767
All right, baby, there you go.

1231
01:07:42,225 --> 01:07:45,395
Oh, God, I love
to watch you walk away all day.

1232
01:07:45,687 --> 01:07:46,772
Oh.

1233
01:07:50,776 --> 01:07:52,611
This is the correct one,
is it not?

1234
01:07:52,903 --> 01:07:54,863
You didn't do
anything to it, did you?

1235
01:07:55,155 --> 01:07:57,032
Yes, that is your cup. Bitter.

1236
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:59,785
- What was that?
- Hmm? Oh, nothing.

1237
01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:01,828
- I asked if you were better.
- Quite.

1238
01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:03,830
Not only am I feeling better,

1239
01:08:04,039 --> 01:08:05,582
but I also have something
I want to tell you

1240
01:08:05,791 --> 01:08:07,292
all about a new idea.

1241
01:08:07,501 --> 01:08:09,586
I am certainly anxious
to hear it.

1242
01:08:20,472 --> 01:08:22,265
It is bitter.

1243
01:08:28,855 --> 01:08:32,984
<i>♪ I don't know how I got here ♪</i>

1244
01:08:33,735 --> 01:08:37,781
<i>♪ I don't know where I'm at ♪</i>

1245
01:08:38,490 --> 01:08:43,453
<i>♪ Am I staying for reasons
that are not my own? ♪</i>

1246
01:08:43,662 --> 01:08:47,582
<i>♪ I'm hoping
I'm smarter than that ♪</i>

1247
01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:53,004
<i>♪ Is it wrong
that I'm looking
for something ♪</i>

1248
01:08:53,630 --> 01:08:58,134
<i>♪ That wasn't
supposed to be mine? ♪</i>

1249
01:08:58,635 --> 01:09:03,348
<i>♪ Believing is meant
for believers ♪</i>

1250
01:09:03,890 --> 01:09:08,395
<i>♪ I'm hoping
I'm not out of time ♪</i>

1251
01:09:08,603 --> 01:09:13,191
<i>♪ If you see me crying
without any tears ♪</i>

1252
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:18,154
<i>♪ It's 'cause I wasted them
all on a dream ♪</i>

1253
01:09:18,738 --> 01:09:23,493
<i>♪ But the last thing I want
is to live with regret ♪</i>

1254
01:09:23,785 --> 01:09:29,457
<i>♪ Before writing
my one final scene ♪</i>

1255
01:09:31,251 --> 01:09:36,047
<i>♪ I'm aware
that I should be
much stronger ♪</i>

1256
01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:41,011
<i>♪ But sometimes
it's hard to stay true ♪</i>

1257
01:09:41,469 --> 01:09:43,722
<i>♪ When you're fighting
for people ♪</i>

1258
01:09:44,014 --> 01:09:46,558
<i>♪ You love more than life ♪</i>

1259
01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:51,313
<i>♪ You do what you have to do ♪</i>

1260
01:09:51,855 --> 01:09:56,401
<i>♪ You do what you have to do ♪</i>

1261
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:02,365
Thank you all so much.

1262
01:10:02,574 --> 01:10:03,742
It's been so much fun

1263
01:10:03,950 --> 01:10:05,619
hanging out
with you all tonight.

1264
01:10:05,911 --> 01:10:08,788
- I love you.
- Well, I love you, too.

1265
01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:11,416
Without any of you, I wouldn't
get to do all of this.

1266
01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:14,794
On, now, come on,
we are not going to go

1267
01:10:15,086 --> 01:10:17,172
and ruin
our relationship like that.

1268
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:22,302
Anyways, anyways, we also
will be back tomorrow night.

1269
01:10:22,510 --> 01:10:24,095
Take care till then.

1270
01:10:24,304 --> 01:10:26,306
And for the rest of y'all,
have a very merry Christmas.

1271
01:10:26,598 --> 01:10:27,599
Thank you.

1272
01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:35,106
It's tea.
Why does it have to be so, so--

1273
01:10:35,315 --> 01:10:37,192
<i>Mucked completely up.</i>

1274
01:10:38,276 --> 01:10:41,696
<i>It's not just bad
now, Ebenezer.
It's worse.</i>

1275
01:10:41,988 --> 01:10:43,657
- What's worse?
- <i>Everything.</i>

1276
01:10:43,949 --> 01:10:45,492
<i>Whatever you did,
things have sped up.</i>

1277
01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:46,952
What do you mean?

1278
01:10:46,952 --> 01:10:47,953
<i>You no longer have hours,</i>

1279
01:10:48,244 --> 01:10:49,746
<i>maybe not even minutes.</i>

1280
01:10:49,955 --> 01:10:52,332
<i>Whatever changes are happening,
get to the Boar's Den.</i>

1281
01:10:52,624 --> 01:10:54,542
<i>- Now!</i>
- We have to get there then.

1282
01:10:54,834 --> 01:10:57,045
We have no time.
We have no time.

1283
01:10:57,337 --> 01:10:58,838
Psst. You got plenty of time.

1284
01:10:58,838 --> 01:11:00,215
I used to drive
a cab in New York.

1285
01:11:00,423 --> 01:11:01,466
Come on, get in.

1286
01:11:07,472 --> 01:11:08,932
Angel,

1287
01:11:09,224 --> 01:11:12,102
can I talk to you for a minute?

1288
01:11:12,310 --> 01:11:13,812
Well, I was just
about to head home.

1289
01:11:14,104 --> 01:11:16,147
I'm really tired, Mr. Rangle.
We had a good show.

1290
01:11:16,356 --> 01:11:19,275
Yeah, well, uh,
you can head home after.

1291
01:11:19,985 --> 01:11:21,194
Come on in for a minute.

1292
01:11:23,321 --> 01:11:25,865
That a girl. That's my girl.

1293
01:11:33,373 --> 01:11:34,749
Nice night out here tonight,
don't you think?

1294
01:11:35,041 --> 01:11:36,126
Yeah, it is.

1295
01:11:36,334 --> 01:11:38,086
Should be out
on my bike tonight, man.

1296
01:11:41,673 --> 01:11:42,924
Oh.

1297
01:11:43,466 --> 01:11:45,427
- You know.
- Not too much traffic out there.

1298
01:11:45,927 --> 01:11:46,970
This could be a problem.

1299
01:11:47,470 --> 01:11:49,723
Don't worry, I'll handle them.

1300
01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:51,224
You go on to handle Big Ed.

1301
01:11:51,433 --> 01:11:52,642
How are you
going to handle them?

1302
01:11:52,934 --> 01:11:54,185
Remember what happened
the last time?

1303
01:11:54,394 --> 01:11:55,812
That was you.

1304
01:11:56,438 --> 01:11:57,605
I have much more experience

1305
01:11:57,897 --> 01:11:59,566
dealing with this time
and these types.

1306
01:11:59,858 --> 01:12:02,068
Now go.

1307
01:12:02,277 --> 01:12:04,279
I need to go out
with Marley for a ride soon.

1308
01:12:05,030 --> 01:12:07,073
The garage's too much.
I'm working on...

1309
01:12:18,460 --> 01:12:20,003
- Howdy, boys.
- How you doing?

1310
01:12:20,295 --> 01:12:21,337
I'm good.

1311
01:12:21,546 --> 01:12:23,965
Um, can you help
a girl out, please?

1312
01:12:24,174 --> 01:12:25,759
I seem to have
locked my purse in my car,

1313
01:12:25,967 --> 01:12:27,844
and I just don't know
what to do.

1314
01:12:28,470 --> 01:12:30,013
That happens
all the time, ma'am.

1315
01:12:30,305 --> 01:12:31,973
Luckily,
you found the right man.

1316
01:12:32,265 --> 01:12:34,642
Yeah, because he knows the guy
who can handle stuff like that,

1317
01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:36,603
and that would be me.

1318
01:12:36,811 --> 01:12:37,812
Come on.

1319
01:13:19,979 --> 01:13:21,940
Please pardon the interruption.

1320
01:13:22,148 --> 01:13:25,068
Or actually don't.
It was quite purposeful.

1321
01:13:25,276 --> 01:13:27,112
Now's your chance.
Go meet Fan outside.

1322
01:13:29,364 --> 01:13:30,907
Who in blue blazes
do you think you are

1323
01:13:31,116 --> 01:13:32,242
coming to my place of business?

1324
01:13:32,450 --> 01:13:33,493
And...

1325
01:13:34,536 --> 01:13:36,371
I know who you are.

1326
01:13:36,663 --> 01:13:38,373
You're the guy
they threw out of here today.

1327
01:13:38,581 --> 01:13:41,960
Quite right.
Where are my manners today?

1328
01:13:42,168 --> 01:13:46,464
My name is Ebenezer Scrooge.

1329
01:13:46,673 --> 01:13:49,425
Yeah, well,

1330
01:13:49,634 --> 01:13:51,553
I think
you know what my manners are.

1331
01:13:53,471 --> 01:13:55,056
Indeed I do, sir.

1332
01:13:55,265 --> 01:13:57,100
That's what I came
to speak to you about today.

1333
01:13:57,308 --> 01:13:58,518
Yeah.

1334
01:13:58,810 --> 01:14:00,061
But not in the presence
of a woman.

1335
01:14:00,270 --> 01:14:01,938
Yeah, well,
there's no women here anymore.

1336
01:14:02,438 --> 01:14:03,690
You know,
you've got a lot of guts

1337
01:14:03,898 --> 01:14:05,191
for a Yankee, you know that?

1338
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:07,402
A lot of brain
in your fancy little head.

1339
01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:10,238
And I plan on finding out.

1340
01:14:10,446 --> 01:14:12,448
I'm not a Yankee.

1341
01:14:12,657 --> 01:14:14,534
I'm from Edinburgh.

1342
01:14:20,290 --> 01:14:22,750
Don't you understand?
He's gonna kill your friend.

1343
01:14:23,042 --> 01:14:24,502
Oh, it won't be the first time.

1344
01:14:26,421 --> 01:14:28,256
You don't have to worry,
I promise.

1345
01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:31,885
My friend is much more capable
than you'd imagine.

1346
01:14:32,177 --> 01:14:33,553
I'm certain
they'll just have a nice chat

1347
01:14:33,845 --> 01:14:35,263
about the error of
your boss's ways.

1348
01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:36,598
My boss?

1349
01:14:38,016 --> 01:14:40,310
Oh, my God, I'm--
I'm so sorry about earlier.

1350
01:14:40,518 --> 01:14:41,603
I-- I really am.

1351
01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:43,521
And I don't know
what I'm gonna do.

1352
01:14:43,813 --> 01:14:45,690
Not that.

1353
01:14:46,274 --> 01:14:48,318
Your mother
has faith in her daughter.

1354
01:14:49,068 --> 01:14:52,030
And I know your little boy
loves his mom so much.

1355
01:14:52,780 --> 01:14:55,575
You have so much
and deserve so much more.

1356
01:14:56,784 --> 01:14:58,161
Oh, here now.

1357
01:14:59,037 --> 01:15:00,872
Remember I told you
we were here to help?

1358
01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:02,957
I do. Thank you.

1359
01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:05,126
Oh, don't thank me quite yet.
We're not through.

1360
01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:07,503
There's someone
I want you to meet.

1361
01:15:09,964 --> 01:15:11,883
- Ladies.
- Mr. Matthews.

1362
01:15:12,091 --> 01:15:13,843
I'm so glad
you could make it tonight.

1363
01:15:14,135 --> 01:15:15,803
This is the young lady
I told you about.

1364
01:15:16,095 --> 01:15:17,305
Angel Lynn.

1365
01:15:17,597 --> 01:15:18,932
I know, I caught your act.
You were amazing.

1366
01:15:19,349 --> 01:15:21,851
The Phantom of the Opera.
Thank you, I appreciate that.

1367
01:15:22,352 --> 01:15:24,812
You know, normally I don't
come out blind like this.

1368
01:15:25,104 --> 01:15:27,106
Honestly, I would never
come out blind like this.

1369
01:15:27,398 --> 01:15:28,691
But when you called--

1370
01:15:28,983 --> 01:15:31,277
- I could be very persuasive.
- Apparently so.

1371
01:15:31,778 --> 01:15:33,655
Whatever made me do it,
I'm glad I did.

1372
01:15:34,697 --> 01:15:35,698
Sorry.

1373
01:15:35,907 --> 01:15:37,158
Here, this is my card.

1374
01:15:37,784 --> 01:15:39,327
I manage several local artists,

1375
01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:41,412
and I'd like to talk to you
about managing you.

1376
01:15:41,955 --> 01:15:43,581
That is,
if you're not with anyone else.

1377
01:15:43,873 --> 01:15:45,041
As a matter of fact,

1378
01:15:45,250 --> 01:15:47,710
she is recently open
to new management.

1379
01:15:47,919 --> 01:15:49,963
With the proper person,
of course.

1380
01:15:50,171 --> 01:15:52,840
And I'd like to think
it might be me, then.

1381
01:15:53,049 --> 01:15:54,842
Remember
what we said about choices?

1382
01:15:55,385 --> 01:15:56,594
Not really.

1383
01:15:56,886 --> 01:15:58,805
Make this one
an extraordinary one.

1384
01:16:07,272 --> 01:16:08,690
How did you do this?

1385
01:16:08,982 --> 01:16:14,070
Believe it or not,
I finally read the instructions.

1386
01:16:14,279 --> 01:16:15,989
I really hated to do
this to you, you know,

1387
01:16:16,281 --> 01:16:17,865
but you left me little choice.

1388
01:16:18,157 --> 01:16:19,867
What kind of trick
are you trying to pull here?

1389
01:16:20,076 --> 01:16:22,370
Oh, I assure you,
sir, it's no trick.

1390
01:16:22,662 --> 01:16:25,957
Those shackles
are as real as real can be.

1391
01:16:26,249 --> 01:16:28,876
And it is my understanding
that people like you

1392
01:16:29,168 --> 01:16:31,921
tend to wear them forever.

1393
01:16:34,674 --> 01:16:37,385
Oh, I do understand
they're very uncomfortable,

1394
01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:40,596
rather binding and
terribly hard to get used to.

1395
01:16:41,097 --> 01:16:42,307
I have a friend
who's been wearing them

1396
01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:45,059
for the better part of
14 years now.

1397
01:16:45,518 --> 01:16:47,061
You dirty piece of...

1398
01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:50,690
Oh, I understand he was quite
disagreeable as well.

1399
01:16:51,899 --> 01:16:53,901
Look, what do you want?

1400
01:16:54,193 --> 01:16:55,695
The girl, is it?

1401
01:16:55,987 --> 01:16:57,238
That's who you want,
Angel, is that it?

1402
01:16:57,447 --> 01:16:58,531
You don't understand.

1403
01:16:58,740 --> 01:17:00,616
That girl
is not yours in any way,

1404
01:17:00,908 --> 01:17:03,536
shape or form,
neither to give nor take,

1405
01:17:03,828 --> 01:17:05,747
you miserable cretin, you.

1406
01:17:06,789 --> 01:17:09,959
Of course she is.
I have her under contract.

1407
01:17:10,251 --> 01:17:12,920
I'm her manager,
so what I say goes.

1408
01:17:13,212 --> 01:17:14,380
That's how it works.

1409
01:17:14,589 --> 01:17:17,925
That, sir, is how slavery works.

1410
01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:19,719
Well, it's show business.

1411
01:17:20,011 --> 01:17:21,220
Same thing.

1412
01:17:27,060 --> 01:17:28,644
Where did you get that? How.

1413
01:17:28,853 --> 01:17:30,980
- How did you get that?
- Yada, yada, yada.

1414
01:17:31,272 --> 01:17:33,649
The first part,
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

1415
01:17:35,026 --> 01:17:37,445
This contract is not worth
the paper it's written on.

1416
01:17:42,533 --> 01:17:45,328
The paper
it was written on, anyway.

1417
01:17:45,536 --> 01:17:49,165
Morally, ethically,
and especially legally,

1418
01:17:49,791 --> 01:17:54,128
This little pile of ash
is now null and void.

1419
01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:57,590
You know,
I am gonna skin you alive

1420
01:17:57,882 --> 01:17:58,883
when I get out of here.

1421
01:17:59,175 --> 01:18:00,885
Nobody does this to Big Ed.

1422
01:18:01,177 --> 01:18:02,303
Nobody!

1423
01:18:02,512 --> 01:18:05,056
You simply
will not listen, will you?

1424
01:18:05,348 --> 01:18:08,101
Will not or cannot see?

1425
01:18:08,601 --> 01:18:10,269
See what?
What am I supposed to see?

1426
01:18:10,478 --> 01:18:11,729
You tell me.

1427
01:18:11,938 --> 01:18:14,649
You're a monster
and you lost your humanity

1428
01:18:14,941 --> 01:18:17,944
and you're on your way
to losing your soul as well.

1429
01:18:18,152 --> 01:18:19,737
Don't you care about that?

1430
01:18:19,946 --> 01:18:21,656
Wouldn't you rather trade

1431
01:18:21,948 --> 01:18:24,117
redemption
for certain damnation?

1432
01:18:24,325 --> 01:18:26,536
Redemption? Damnation?

1433
01:18:26,828 --> 01:18:28,371
What, are you gonna
start preaching to me now?

1434
01:18:28,663 --> 01:18:30,289
Cause I ain't buying it.

1435
01:18:31,833 --> 01:18:33,042
Fine.

1436
01:18:33,334 --> 01:18:34,627
I tried.

1437
01:18:35,461 --> 01:18:37,839
I can see when
bigger guns are required,

1438
01:18:38,131 --> 01:18:42,009
and it's more than I can do
to get through your thick skull.

1439
01:18:42,552 --> 01:18:44,429
What are you talking about?

1440
01:18:44,637 --> 01:18:47,557
I'm referring to,
my dear Big Ed...

1441
01:18:47,849 --> 01:18:51,477
Now, do you mind if
I simply call you Ed?

1442
01:18:51,686 --> 01:18:54,647
It sounds so silly to me
when I say Big Ed,

1443
01:18:54,939 --> 01:18:57,316
and there's nothing
silly about this situation.

1444
01:18:57,900 --> 01:19:00,111
I'm referring to, Ed,

1445
01:19:00,319 --> 01:19:03,656
Or shall I say, Edward R...

1446
01:19:04,991 --> 01:19:09,203
to the one person who might
yet get through to you.

1447
01:19:14,375 --> 01:19:16,043
Oh, no, no, no.

1448
01:19:16,335 --> 01:19:18,963
No, it can't be.
No, it can't be.

1449
01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:21,007
It can't be.

1450
01:19:21,215 --> 01:19:22,592
MeMaw?

1451
01:19:22,884 --> 01:19:23,968
She's been watching you, Ed,

1452
01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:26,929
and she's very disappointed.

1453
01:19:27,221 --> 01:19:29,348
MeMaw. MeMaw, I didn't--

1454
01:19:29,557 --> 01:19:31,017
What--

1455
01:19:31,225 --> 01:19:33,519
Edward R...

1456
01:19:33,728 --> 01:19:36,772
What am I gonna do with you?

1457
01:19:36,981 --> 01:19:39,942
You were raised
better than that.

1458
01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:41,235
I-- I didn't--

1459
01:19:41,527 --> 01:19:43,946
I can take it from here,
young man.

1460
01:19:44,155 --> 01:19:45,656
No, don't go. Don't go!

1461
01:19:45,948 --> 01:19:47,200
No, no, no, no, no, no,
don't go. Don't--

1462
01:19:47,492 --> 01:19:50,828
You've been very, very naughty.

1463
01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:54,123
You need a time out.

1464
01:19:54,415 --> 01:19:58,544
No, no!
No! No! No!

1465
01:19:58,836 --> 01:20:02,715
I'm gonna punish you
until you see stars.

1466
01:20:03,007 --> 01:20:05,760
You are never gonna see
the light of day

1467
01:20:06,052 --> 01:20:08,638
until you know
how to act like a gentleman.

1468
01:20:08,930 --> 01:20:14,560
You were bad to that young girl
and now you're gonna pay.

1469
01:20:14,852 --> 01:20:17,939
You knew better
than that, Edward R.

1470
01:20:18,147 --> 01:20:20,149
You knew better than that.

1471
01:20:20,441 --> 01:20:22,485
I'm sorry.

1472
01:20:22,693 --> 01:20:25,029
I'm sorry!

1473
01:20:27,865 --> 01:20:29,867
I take it all
went well with Big Ed.

1474
01:20:30,409 --> 01:20:32,745
I suppose. It depends.

1475
01:20:33,037 --> 01:20:36,123
Let's say I definitely
had faith in the process.

1476
01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:39,168
And, um,
the outcome.

1477
01:20:39,460 --> 01:20:41,212
That's all anyone could ask for.

1478
01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:42,505
Indeed.

1479
01:20:42,713 --> 01:20:44,131
But what about on your end?

1480
01:20:44,340 --> 01:20:46,300
I would say
that Angel has been given

1481
01:20:46,592 --> 01:20:49,262
an opportunity to make
an extraordinary choice.

1482
01:20:49,762 --> 01:20:51,180
Will she, though?

1483
01:20:51,472 --> 01:20:53,140
Let's say that
I definitely have faith as well.

1484
01:20:53,349 --> 01:20:55,226
<i>♪ ...Like you wanted me ♪</i>

1485
01:20:55,434 --> 01:20:58,604
<i>♪ Saying boy come on,
♪</i>

1486
01:20:58,813 --> 01:21:00,982
<i>♪ I just had to try ♪</i>

1487
01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:02,775
That's a good sign.

1488
01:21:03,067 --> 01:21:06,070
I'll drink to that. If
we ever get any service.

1489
01:21:07,947 --> 01:21:10,908
So. Can I get
y'all something?

1490
01:21:13,619 --> 01:21:17,039
Could you bring us
two decent pints, please?

1491
01:21:17,331 --> 01:21:19,041
Pints of what, darlin'?

1492
01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:21,210
In your dreams!

1493
01:21:21,502 --> 01:21:23,504
I'll have what she's having.

1494
01:21:25,339 --> 01:21:28,259
I guess I'll just take
a large sherry then.

1495
01:21:29,594 --> 01:21:31,012
You found her, darling.

1496
01:21:31,304 --> 01:21:32,638
That's my name.

1497
01:21:34,599 --> 01:21:36,726
Oh, God save us.

1498
01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:41,397
<i>♪ Follow along with
your hips, feet ♪</i>

1499
01:21:41,606 --> 01:21:44,609
♪ Heartbeats on the floor
and dress in your hair ♪

1500
01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:47,528
<i>♪ Girl it ain't fair
whatever you do ♪</i>

1501
01:21:48,279 --> 01:21:49,822
<i>♪ Just don't stop ♪</i>

1502
01:22:01,709 --> 01:22:04,795
Isn't this a much better
way to spend your Christmas Eve?

1503
01:22:09,634 --> 01:22:11,260
Where do you think you're going?

1504
01:22:11,469 --> 01:22:12,970
Well, into
the theater, of course.

1505
01:22:13,262 --> 01:22:14,847
Not that way you're not.

1506
01:22:15,139 --> 01:22:16,807
What way would
you have us go in then, please?

1507
01:22:17,016 --> 01:22:18,476
Around the back
with the other performers.

1508
01:22:18,684 --> 01:22:20,478
- You should know that.
- It's his first time.

1509
01:22:20,478 --> 01:22:22,146
I just wanted him to see
what it was all about.

1510
01:22:22,438 --> 01:22:23,648
Well, then buy tickets

1511
01:22:23,939 --> 01:22:25,691
and put those moth eaten
costumes in a trunk.

1512
01:22:25,900 --> 01:22:27,360
Who's supposed to
be performing anyway?

1513
01:22:27,568 --> 01:22:29,153
Old Man Winter?

1514
01:22:29,362 --> 01:22:31,405
Well, then, can you please
lead us in the proper direction?

1515
01:22:31,697 --> 01:22:33,949
Okay, fine.
Follow me, this way.

1516
01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:37,286
You know, people tell me
I should be an actor.

1517
01:22:37,495 --> 01:22:40,831
To be or not to be,

1518
01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:42,583
that is the question.

1519
01:22:42,875 --> 01:22:44,919
- What do you think?
- Humbug.

1520
01:22:45,503 --> 01:22:47,838
No more eggnog on break
for you, Ray.

1521
01:22:59,058 --> 01:23:00,518
Ladies and gentlemen,
good evening

1522
01:23:00,810 --> 01:23:03,145
and of course,
Merry Christmas Eve.

1523
01:23:03,354 --> 01:23:06,649
It's our pleasure to present
to you the Wonders of Christmas.

1524
01:23:06,857 --> 01:23:08,901
A collection of music
and stories

1525
01:23:09,110 --> 01:23:11,404
from the most joyous
time of year.

1526
01:23:11,696 --> 01:23:14,448
Tonight,
as a very special gift,

1527
01:23:14,657 --> 01:23:16,784
I'm proud to introduce
a young lady

1528
01:23:17,076 --> 01:23:18,744
that just recently joined us.

1529
01:23:19,286 --> 01:23:21,414
I know you'll love her
as much as we do...

1530
01:23:21,622 --> 01:23:22,790
Miss Angel.

1531
01:23:44,729 --> 01:23:49,066
<i>♪ I've forgotten
what the meaning was ♪</i>

1532
01:23:51,068 --> 01:23:54,113
<i>♪ Lost so much no longer care ♪</i>

1533
01:23:57,491 --> 01:24:03,706
<i>♪ So uncertain if
I'd ever come around ♪</i>

1534
01:24:03,914 --> 01:24:09,378
<i>♪ Living life so unaware ♪</i>

1535
01:24:10,546 --> 01:24:14,800
<i>♪ You showed me
how I was missing out ♪</i>

1536
01:24:16,677 --> 01:24:21,056
<i>♪ On the things
that mattered most to me ♪</i>

1537
01:24:23,225 --> 01:24:27,938
<i>♪ Letting go of all
the weighing down of doubts ♪</i>

1538
01:24:28,981 --> 01:24:36,322
<i>♪ The magic of Christmas
is what I needed to see ♪</i>

1539
01:24:36,530 --> 01:24:39,575
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>

1540
01:24:39,867 --> 01:24:43,412
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>

1541
01:24:43,704 --> 01:24:49,960
<i>♪ What does it mean to you? ♪</i>

1542
01:24:50,169 --> 01:24:55,674
<i>♪ Families gathered round
the Christmas tree ♪</i>

1543
01:24:55,966 --> 01:25:00,805
<i>♪ Children opening presents,
laughing merrily ♪</i>

1544
01:25:02,848 --> 01:25:08,187
<i>♪ Couples that end up below
the mistletoe ♪</i>

1545
01:25:08,479 --> 01:25:16,237
<i>♪ Dreaming of a white Christmas
and seeing it start to snow ♪</i>

1546
01:25:18,030 --> 01:25:21,033
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>

1547
01:25:21,325 --> 01:25:24,954
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>

1548
01:25:25,246 --> 01:25:29,792
<i>♪ What does it mean to me? ♪</i>

1549
01:25:31,752 --> 01:25:37,091
<i>♪ Never thinking
I would see you again ♪</i>

1550
01:25:37,383 --> 01:25:43,764
<i>♪ Thought my happy endings
had come to an end ♪</i>

1551
01:25:43,973 --> 01:25:49,645
<i>♪ But like an angel
who was just given wings ♪</i>

1552
01:25:49,937 --> 01:25:58,362
<i>♪ A new light is shining
and everybody sings ♪</i>

1553
01:26:06,954 --> 01:26:13,085
<i>♪ It's been so long since
we felt alive ♪</i>

1554
01:26:13,294 --> 01:26:19,383
<i>♪ Something missing
all these years ♪</i>

1555
01:26:19,592 --> 01:26:26,765
<i>♪ Dreams forgotten
and were pushed aside ♪</i>

1556
01:26:27,057 --> 01:26:31,687
<i>♪ But now are
becoming so clear ♪</i>

1557
01:26:33,105 --> 01:26:37,943
<i>♪ A new day is dawning
around the bend ♪</i>

1558
01:26:39,445 --> 01:26:44,325
<i>♪ The future is starting anew ♪</i>

1559
01:26:45,993 --> 01:26:51,248
<i>♪ It's time to step
in the light again ♪</i>

1560
01:26:51,457 --> 01:26:53,834
<i>♪ This feeling of Christmas ♪</i>

1561
01:26:54,126 --> 01:26:58,756
<i>♪ Is inside all of you ♪</i>

1562
01:26:59,048 --> 01:27:01,884
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>

1563
01:27:02,176 --> 01:27:05,846
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>

1564
01:27:06,055 --> 01:27:10,601
<i>♪ What does it mean to us? ♪</i>

1565
01:27:12,519 --> 01:27:18,233
<i>♪ Spending time
sitting round the fire ♪</i>

1566
01:27:18,817 --> 01:27:24,365
<i>♪ Roasting chestnuts,
hearing caroling choirs ♪</i>

1567
01:27:24,573 --> 01:27:30,412
<i>♪ A time for giving
some holiday cheer ♪</i>

1568
01:27:30,621 --> 01:27:36,835
<i>♪ And starting the countdown
to a brand new year ♪</i>

1569
01:27:41,382 --> 01:27:44,343
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>

1570
01:27:44,551 --> 01:27:48,138
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>

1571
01:27:48,347 --> 01:27:53,268
<i>♪ What does it mean to me? ♪</i>

1572
01:27:54,853 --> 01:28:00,317
<i>♪ Cherishing moments,
grateful each day ♪</i>

1573
01:28:00,901 --> 01:28:07,241
<i>♪ Through good times
and bad times, come what may ♪</i>

1574
01:28:07,533 --> 01:28:12,871
<i>♪ Remembering our loved ones
and the ones that we've lost ♪</i>

1575
01:28:13,163 --> 01:28:16,125
<i>♪ The spirit of giving ♪</i>

1576
01:28:16,417 --> 01:28:19,420
<i>♪ No matter what the cost ♪</i>

1577
01:28:19,628 --> 01:28:22,756
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>

1578
01:28:23,048 --> 01:28:26,677
<i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>

1579
01:28:26,885 --> 01:28:34,393
<i>♪ How I missed you, Christmas ♪</i>

1580
01:29:44,588 --> 01:29:47,382
You know, it's really good
to be home, I suppose.

1581
01:29:47,591 --> 01:29:49,468
All things being considered.

1582
01:29:50,135 --> 01:29:53,597
Of course, I wouldn't want
to remain here in perpetuity.

1583
01:29:53,889 --> 01:29:56,642
What you mean to say
is you're comfortable.

1584
01:29:56,934 --> 01:29:59,895
Quite. As comfortable
as one can be in this...

1585
01:30:00,104 --> 01:30:02,064
parlor in purgatory.

1586
01:30:02,356 --> 01:30:04,483
Remember, vultures.

1587
01:30:06,860 --> 01:30:10,614
You know, I worry
about you sometimes.

1588
01:30:18,372 --> 01:30:19,832
By the way,

1589
01:30:20,124 --> 01:30:22,334
what are you constantly
writing about over there?

1590
01:30:22,543 --> 01:30:24,211
Or dare I ask?

1591
01:30:24,837 --> 01:30:27,631
Well, obviously you dare,
because you did.

1592
01:30:28,549 --> 01:30:31,176
However, it's nothing
you need to know about.

1593
01:30:31,468 --> 01:30:33,345
At least not right now.

1594
01:30:33,637 --> 01:30:35,889
Well, that's
not curious now, is it?

1595
01:30:36,181 --> 01:30:39,309
I hear congratulations
are in order.

1596
01:30:39,518 --> 01:30:42,146
You're one step closer
to your redemption, Mr. Scrooge.

1597
01:30:42,437 --> 01:30:44,523
I had my doubts about this one.

1598
01:30:44,815 --> 01:30:46,608
I'm glad you proved me wrong.

1599
01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:48,610
Oh, ye of little faith.

1600
01:30:50,445 --> 01:30:51,530
What happened with Angel?

1601
01:30:51,822 --> 01:30:53,615
I gather we acted in time.

1602
01:30:55,951 --> 01:30:57,119
You did.

1603
01:30:57,327 --> 01:30:59,329
And her life,
as well as her family's,

1604
01:30:59,538 --> 01:31:00,956
are much the better for it.

1605
01:31:01,165 --> 01:31:02,541
Would you like to see?

1606
01:31:14,303 --> 01:31:15,971
Turkey's done cooking.

1607
01:31:16,263 --> 01:31:18,682
It's a big bird.

1608
01:31:18,891 --> 01:31:20,475
It sure is.

1609
01:31:21,476 --> 01:31:24,354
It'll be nice to have
company over for a change.

1610
01:31:24,813 --> 01:31:26,857
And the house
looks beautiful, Mama.

1611
01:31:27,608 --> 01:31:30,402
Just like when you were little.
Do you remember?

1612
01:31:30,611 --> 01:31:32,321
I do.

1613
01:31:32,529 --> 01:31:34,698
I'm surprised because I thought
I'd forgotten all about it.

1614
01:31:34,990 --> 01:31:36,533
Never forget.

1615
01:31:36,825 --> 01:31:40,120
For a long time,
you and those memories were...

1616
01:31:40,329 --> 01:31:42,539
all I had left.

1617
01:31:54,092 --> 01:31:56,303
Well, hello, Santa Claus.

1618
01:31:56,511 --> 01:31:58,013
I've definitely been
called worse.

1619
01:31:58,305 --> 01:31:59,806
Come on in.

1620
01:32:07,022 --> 01:32:08,065
Welcome, Alex.

1621
01:32:08,357 --> 01:32:10,567
I am so glad you could join us.

1622
01:32:10,859 --> 01:32:13,070
Of course.
Thank you for having me.

1623
01:32:16,531 --> 01:32:18,533
Mama's under the mistletoe.

1624
01:32:27,834 --> 01:32:29,127
So, who's hungry?

1625
01:32:29,336 --> 01:32:32,339
All right,
who wants to carve the turkey?

1626
01:32:32,547 --> 01:32:34,675
Alex, do you want
to do the honors?

1627
01:32:37,844 --> 01:32:40,264
Come along, sir.
We still have some work to do.

1628
01:32:41,139 --> 01:32:43,141
No rest for
the wicked, eh, Marley?

1629
01:32:43,433 --> 01:32:46,103
As you'll no doubt find out.

1630
01:32:49,940 --> 01:32:51,191
Oh, and by the way,

1631
01:32:51,400 --> 01:32:53,318
even Big Ed
was redeemed in the end.

1632
01:32:56,822 --> 01:32:58,782
You only get half credit
for that, though.

1633
01:32:59,074 --> 01:33:01,576
For using unorthodox methods,

1634
01:33:01,785 --> 01:33:06,206
sicking someone's
grandmom on them. Really?

1635
01:33:07,332 --> 01:33:08,625
Timothy Cratchit!

1636
01:33:11,295 --> 01:33:13,672
Quite frankly, I thought
that was very original.

1637
01:33:13,964 --> 01:33:15,382
I'd have to agree.

1638
01:33:16,550 --> 01:33:17,801
So would I.

1639
01:33:19,052 --> 01:33:20,095
You.

1640
01:33:22,180 --> 01:33:24,766
You're the gentleman
who bought that train set.

1641
01:33:25,058 --> 01:33:26,143
I had to be certain.

1642
01:33:26,435 --> 01:33:28,478
She's a fine young lady.

1643
01:33:28,687 --> 01:33:31,023
And he is a fine young man.

1644
01:33:31,231 --> 01:33:32,691
Well, of course he is.

1645
01:33:32,983 --> 01:33:34,901
That's my grandson.

1646
01:33:38,947 --> 01:33:41,908
Well, seeing as how
everything turned out,

1647
01:33:42,117 --> 01:33:44,745
and since Tim isn't here,

1648
01:33:44,953 --> 01:33:47,247
don't you think
someone ought to say it?

1649
01:33:48,040 --> 01:33:49,082
Say what?

1650
01:33:49,374 --> 01:33:51,084
You know.

1651
01:33:53,587 --> 01:33:54,880
Really?

1652
01:33:57,883 --> 01:34:00,761
Okay, I will.

1653
01:34:03,055 --> 01:34:06,058
God bless us, everyone.

1654
01:34:08,518 --> 01:34:10,312
Humbug.

1655
01:34:56,525 --> 01:34:58,151
Mr. Scrooge.

1656
01:34:58,443 --> 01:35:00,529
Where would you be now?

1657
01:35:09,204 --> 01:35:10,705
That will be all.

1658
01:35:12,374 --> 01:35:13,959
Hmm.

1659
01:35:14,167 --> 01:35:17,587
Something certainly smells
better than the one I'm used to.

1660
01:35:17,796 --> 01:35:20,590
Your sense of timing leaves
a bit to be desired.

1661
01:35:20,799 --> 01:35:23,885
But you were
expecting me, right?

1662
01:35:24,177 --> 01:35:25,387
Of course.

1663
01:35:25,595 --> 01:35:27,806
Just not now.

1664
01:35:28,014 --> 01:35:32,060
Yeah, I actually get that a lot.

1665
01:35:32,269 --> 01:35:33,854
New outfit.

1666
01:35:34,563 --> 01:35:37,607
Not exactly the regulation
uniform, now, is it?

1667
01:35:37,899 --> 01:35:38,900
What do you think?

1668
01:35:39,192 --> 01:35:40,694
Pretty snazzy, ain't it?

1669
01:35:40,986 --> 01:35:44,197
Look, custom made just for me.

1670
01:35:44,489 --> 01:35:46,700
I'm sure it's very snazzy.

1671
01:35:46,992 --> 01:35:49,369
However,
it is not what death wears.

1672
01:35:49,578 --> 01:35:51,913
And it is certainly
not how he speaks.

1673
01:35:52,205 --> 01:35:53,415
Yeah, you know,

1674
01:35:53,707 --> 01:35:55,041
I've been meaning
to talk to you about that.

1675
01:35:55,917 --> 01:35:58,420
Don't do that.

1676
01:35:58,628 --> 01:36:00,213
Capiche?

1677
01:36:00,505 --> 01:36:03,633
Don't do that, capiche?

1678
01:36:04,801 --> 01:36:06,011
Very well.

1679
01:36:06,678 --> 01:36:11,141
Would you mind explaining
all of all of this, then?

1680
01:36:12,100 --> 01:36:14,603
I just need to change, you know?

1681
01:36:14,895 --> 01:36:18,440
Some fresh air,
some new scenery.

1682
01:36:18,732 --> 01:36:21,401
I mean, this
whole bag with the robe

1683
01:36:21,610 --> 01:36:23,153
and the bones and the scythe?

1684
01:36:23,361 --> 01:36:26,323
It's really
starting to take a toll on me.

1685
01:36:26,531 --> 01:36:30,577
I mean, it's like this:
being the Grim Reaper,

1686
01:36:30,869 --> 01:36:34,122
it's just that, it's grim,

1687
01:36:34,414 --> 01:36:37,626
it's not popular,
no one's ever glad to see me.

1688
01:36:37,918 --> 01:36:40,337
It's all dark and depressing.

1689
01:36:40,629 --> 01:36:42,088
You're death.

1690
01:36:42,297 --> 01:36:45,592
Isn't that somewhat the majority
of the job description?

1691
01:36:45,884 --> 01:36:48,845
You've been doing this
for your whole life--

1692
01:36:49,137 --> 01:36:51,223
death-- forever.

1693
01:36:51,431 --> 01:36:52,390
Exactly.

1694
01:36:52,599 --> 01:36:54,226
And that's just too long.

1695
01:36:54,434 --> 01:36:58,688
So I found this nice little
side gig where I can go out,

1696
01:36:58,897 --> 01:37:01,691
have a few drinks,
tell some stories,

1697
01:37:01,900 --> 01:37:05,195
sing some songs,
even mingle a little bit.

1698
01:37:05,403 --> 01:37:06,780
Have a little fun.

1699
01:37:08,281 --> 01:37:10,534
You've gone mad, haven't you?

1700
01:37:10,825 --> 01:37:13,078
It's not really surprising,
I suppose.

1701
01:37:13,703 --> 01:37:15,830
You really need to loosen
that collar a little bit.

1702
01:37:16,039 --> 01:37:18,375
I think
it's affecting your brain.

1703
01:37:18,583 --> 01:37:20,418
No, I'm not going mad.

1704
01:37:20,627 --> 01:37:22,712
I'm just gonna do it my way.

1705
01:37:23,004 --> 01:37:25,966
What about
your actual responsibilities?

1706
01:37:26,258 --> 01:37:29,010
Collecting souls,
harvesting the dead.

1707
01:37:29,219 --> 01:37:32,389
I got it taken care of.
Don't worry about it.

1708
01:37:32,597 --> 01:37:35,225
I'm the Assistant Undersecretary
for Undead Affairs.

1709
01:37:35,517 --> 01:37:37,727
It's my job to worry about it.

1710
01:37:38,228 --> 01:37:40,146
What you need
to do is learn to relax.

1711
01:37:40,355 --> 01:37:41,898
You know what?

1712
01:37:42,107 --> 01:37:43,942
Stop by the show tonight.

1713
01:37:45,443 --> 01:37:46,820
Take a load off.

1714
01:37:47,112 --> 01:37:48,071
Have a drink.

1715
01:37:48,280 --> 01:37:49,614
It's on me.

1716
01:37:50,740 --> 01:37:52,742
How can you even do this?

1717
01:37:53,326 --> 01:37:55,579
I'm in the hottest show
at the Strip.

1718
01:37:55,870 --> 01:37:57,247
And I'm a star.

1719
01:37:57,455 --> 01:37:58,832
That's how I do.

1720
01:38:00,250 --> 01:38:01,710
Listen, I gotta run.

1721
01:38:02,002 --> 01:38:03,545
Just because
Death's taking a holiday

1722
01:38:03,837 --> 01:38:05,046
doesn't mean he can sit still.

1723
01:38:05,672 --> 01:38:08,174
Oh, and by the way,
the 7 o'clock shows

1724
01:38:08,383 --> 01:38:09,884
are the dinner shows,

1725
01:38:10,093 --> 01:38:13,555
so if you're gonna order
the prime rib, that's on you.

1726
01:38:16,224 --> 01:38:18,268
Mrs. Dilbert.

1727
01:38:18,852 --> 01:38:21,104
Where exactly is The Strip?

1728
01:38:28,820 --> 01:38:30,447
Dinner with my brother?

1729
01:38:31,906 --> 01:38:34,326
Eh, not exactly.

1730
01:38:34,534 --> 01:38:37,537
Just happened to drop in
while he was having his.

1731
01:38:40,874 --> 01:38:42,417
Oh.

1732
01:38:42,626 --> 01:38:44,836
I bet that went over well,
didn't it?

1733
01:38:45,128 --> 01:38:46,963
Not really, but...

1734
01:38:47,172 --> 01:38:51,468
But you knew it wouldn't,
yet you did it anyway.

1735
01:38:52,886 --> 01:38:55,180
That's what I like about you.

1736
01:38:56,348 --> 01:38:58,058
Well, I try.

1737
01:38:58,266 --> 01:38:59,476
Of course you do.

1738
01:39:00,018 --> 01:39:04,356
Which is also why
I know that [indistinct].

1739
01:39:04,564 --> 01:39:06,608
If I can count on you.

1740
01:39:07,150 --> 01:39:08,985
Absolutely you can.

1741
01:39:09,277 --> 01:39:11,404
No doubt about it.
Can I, then?

1742
01:39:11,613 --> 01:39:13,657
Whatever I can do.

1743
01:39:27,504 --> 01:39:30,799
Hey, how about
a ticket to my show?

1744
01:39:31,383 --> 01:39:33,093
VIP pass.

1745
01:39:33,301 --> 01:39:34,803
Even includes dinner.

1746
01:39:39,015 --> 01:39:40,642
Prime rib?

1747
01:39:40,934 --> 01:39:42,102
I'm a vegan.




